Deak Starkiller
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A lot of valid points made by Deckard. I know I could at least "fix" KOTCS given the proper editing device. There is a solid movie there...deep, deep, deep inside.
Perhaps he was not joking....
Anyways people would have been satisfyed had the film been good and not just been the crap fest it was. It's not just a bad Indiana Jones film. It's a bad movie period.
I can't get past the 40 minute opening. Raiders is my favorite movie, then TOD then LC. I love Indy like Tron Guy loves Tron.
Tryed 3 times to watch CS on DVD, fell asleep twice during the 40 mintue warehouse opening (and I NEVER fall asleep during movies.) The other time I made it to when hes talking about the Crop circle crap and just thought what am I watching? Turned it off. Never finished it on DVD, I just can't, it sucks way way too much.
George Lucas is a washed up tool.
Speilberg lets his cinematographer do all his work.
Ray Winstone's character was retarded.
Karen Allen can't act for ____.
Shai is a cry baby.
John Hurt was wasted.
Connery's legacy was ____ on.
Monkeys
Groundhogs
Repetitive nut shot jokes
a Nuclear explosion survived at point blank rendering simple humans non threatening by comparison
Living Aliens and Spaceships are stupid. The unknown is far more interesting. Indy didn't watch Belloq melt, God didn't have to come out alive and ____ing explain it to him afterwards.
The villains sucked. Visually non stimulating drab and totally inept.
They missed an oppurtunity for a fight between russians and Natives.
Too much CGI
TOO MUCH CGI
The pacing was not Indy.
The ending was not Indy.
The greatest adventurer ever is married and has a kid. They chopped his balls off and gave him too much responsiblity to be going out risking his life anymore.
Riding into the Sunset = Perfect Ending
Marriage with Tool teen hearthrob joke about taking over franchise = Ruined Franchise
By comparison to that list, this :
Life Raft
Heart Rip
Mine Shaft "Jump"
Is Dark Knight Nolan ultra realistic.
It definitely should have been made.... WITHOUT Shia.
Shia is the biggest ********* in Hollywood in my opinion. He made the movie unwatchable.
Well I don't know him personally but to me he was part of the reason I liked anything about KOTCS. Mutt was a fun character and added to the film. ____ like the gophers, the wacky fridge ride (not as bad), the monkeys, flat out showing the aliens, Marion's wild river ride, Indy not really getting into it (no use of his gun, Oxley & company figuring out every puzzle for him, & barely using his whip), Marcus' head falling off the statue, the horrible wedding scene, etc. Those are my problems. The movie puts Indy in a corner and removes his balls, it's more of a comedy instead of an adventure movie with comedic elements. TLC had this stuff creeping up left and right but KOTCS goes balls out Eopie fart gags.
Skip to 4:13, the man tells it like it is.
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He's already in the Guinness Book of World Records as the actor that has made the most money out of his movies....I find it hard to believe the motivating factor for doing another Indy movie would be solely based on more money.. Somewhere in there he has to be doing it for the fans as well...
guys are rough... and did'nt waste a second
Jim
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I'm sure he wants to leave his kids and wife as much as possible. And jet fuel aint cheap.
Hes not Mr. Headline anymore, he's playing second fiddle to Rachel McAdams and Brendan Frasier in medicore romantic comedies. Those roles weren't for the story telling. Indy is his meal ticket.
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