Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

[Sweet Rabbit]

Why is Snake Eyes talking

 

[Masao]

Why are we seeing his face? Hollywooded up of course! It's the same reason that movie space helmets all have lights inside of them. It's why no one who obviously should be wearing a hat has perfect hair instead. Bad production values. High concept. Crap. The usual.

BTW, whatever happened to attractive actresses? Sorry to be so negative.

 

[Zurdo95D]

 

[Zurdo95D]

 

[jye4ever]

What a piece of crap movie JJ tore it to shreds lol

Holy crap they actually gave away the post credit scene in the trailer we finally have a studio more dumb than Warner Brothers lol

They said the shaky cam is actually making people nauseous

Snake Eyes could have been just any generic martial arts person there was absolutely no reason for him to actually be Snake Eyes

Being called worse than Mortal Kombat!

On to Shang Che.

 

[Khev]

The new Tomb Raider showed the final scene (with Lara in classic braid holding two pistols) too. So dumb.

As for Snake Eyes I'm glad this sucks because there's no way I was going to watch it with the way they've already butchered the character. Now knowing that the film itself is also bad that should keep normies away too which means no continuation of this crap reboot.

 

[Otomofan]

I just read that....

Spoiler

Snake Eyes doesn't even wear the visor until the last TEN SECONDS of the movie. After all the fights, after everything, just TEN SECONDS, like we see in the trailer, then credits

Every time you think Hollywood execs can't get stupider, they're passing you their beer.

 

[jye4ever]

That is 100% accurate lol

 

[matticus]

Changing what everyone loves about a character and see it bomb at the box office, sure didn't see that coming! Hollywood is convinced you need to see a face in order to relate and feel for a character, that is so misguided. I think Ultron suffered from that, Taskmaster pissed off a lot of fans, and well Snyder plunged DC into the despair. Hollywood execs just show you that wealth doesn't equate to intelligence.

 

[guyver1]

So he never gets his face messed up..why would they take that element away from the character

 

[jye4ever]

Holy crap is she compromised lol

That opening yikes!

 

[jye4ever]

13 million opening weekend lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Should we close the thread?

 

[matticus]

Budget rumored at $88–110 million. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

 

[ironwez20]

I mean come on. Nobody really knows about Gi joe to much and this wasn't a way to revive the series.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

13 million opening weekend lol

Awesome. I hope it doesn’t break even

 

[toyrewind]

Saw it today and it's pure trash. Can't believe I wasted 2 hours on it. They made Snake Eyes a stupid and unlikable character. Same goes for every other character in the movie.

 

[ironwez20]

Lol I don’t know why they even made this

 

[Otomofan]

Holy crapola was this a trash movie.

Buuuuuut......I kinda liked it.

It just reminded me of the ****** B-movie ninja movies I would catch on late night cable as a kid. Ninja III: The Domination. Enter the Ninja.

That's all this movie is, except they spent 100 times as much money making it and it still looks as cheesy and schlocky as the movies from the 80s.

I just can't believe how incredibly devoid of even a SHRED of creativity Hollywood is. This movie has probably the best example I've ever seen.

It's set in Japan. And so was a Gaspar Noe movie that most of you never saw called "Enter the Void" that came out about 10 years ago. I very much hated that movie, but it has one of the best title sequences I've ever seen.



Well, I guess someone at the studio was like "Duuuuh, that movie was in Tokyo and THIS movie is in Tokyo, so let's make the credits sequence the same!!!"

Credits sequences are all the same. Movie trailers are all the same. And you guys wonder why I hate everything.

 

[BeefEaster]

Started to stream this and couldn't even make it 20 minutes in before I shut it off.

SHAKY CAM!