Someone just offerred me 500 grand....

[uscmhicks]

Holy crap check this email I just got !!!

Hello,

(Calvary greetings to you)
It is a pleasure to be writing you this email today, and I hope that
it meets you in a good health condition. I am David Elwen, I have
been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now experts
say I have only about a few months to live.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really
cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very
rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe
when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live
my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Lately, I have been touched by the Almighty God and I have decided to
give alms to charity organizations as one mark of good deed for God’s
mercy. I am however soliciting your help as a channel through which I
can achieve my pledge because my health has deteriorated so badly. I
once asked members of my family to help out on this matter but they
ended up keeping to themselves money that was meant for charity,
hence I do not trust them anymore.

If you could be trusted, I have the sum of $5,700,000.00 (Five
Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which I am
willing to donate to charity, stored in a safe finance company. I
want you to receive this money in trust, after which you will
distribute 90% to charity and keep the remaining 10% to yourself as
your compensation.

I will not be able to personally monitor the distribution of this
money as I will be going for another operation in a week’s time.
Please, pray for a successful operation for me and ask God to forgive
my sins.

If you can assist, I want you to reply me urgently.

Best regards,
David Elwen.


Con , what do you think ?

 

[JGouse0498]

Oh it's definitely a scam. Wasn't this kind of scam circulating on the major news wires a few months ago???

If I remember correctly, it's almost as though they're using you as a money launderer without your knowledge.

 

[OSCORP]

Welcome to the internet.

 

[uscmhicks]

lmao , we all have that dying urge to let it happen don't we ?.
But I' not that stupid , is a retard really gonna fall for this ?.
I might twist it and con him.
The whole story sounds to Hollywood !!.

 

[Agent0028]

One time I got a letter similar to that, except it was from the guys lawyer Ken Obi.

 

[Bannister]

Holy crap check this email I just got !!!

Hello,

(Calvary greetings to you)
It is a pleasure to be writing you this email today, and I hope that
it meets you in a good health condition. I am David Elwen, I have
been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now experts
say I have only about a few months to live.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really
cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very
rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe
when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live
my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Lately, I have been touched by the Almighty God and I have decided to
give alms to charity organizations as one mark of good deed for God’s
mercy. I am however soliciting your help as a channel through which I
can achieve my pledge because my health has deteriorated so badly. I
once asked members of my family to help out on this matter but they
ended up keeping to themselves money that was meant for charity,
hence I do not trust them anymore.

If you could be trusted, I have the sum of $5,700,000.00 (Five
Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which I am
willing to donate to charity, stored in a safe finance company. I
want you to receive this money in trust, after which you will
distribute 90% to charity and keep the remaining 10% to yourself as
your compensation.

I will not be able to personally monitor the distribution of this
money as I will be going for another operation in a week’s time.
Please, pray for a successful operation for me and ask God to forgive
my sins.

If you can assist, I want you to reply me urgently.

Best regards,
David Elwen.


Con , what do you think ?

Did you just get the internet today. Also, check out this link:https://www.dumbentia.com/gallery_scammers.html

 

[Red]

Ha Ha next email please send me your bank account details so i can deposit the funds.

 

[Vader AL]

Did you just get the internet today. Also, check out this link:https://www.dumbentia.com/gallery_scammers.html

i like the first one from the nun or whatever with her first response to the scammers.

For it is written in Jeremiah 19:9 "I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another's flesh during the stress of the siege imposed on them by the enemies who seek their lives." His will be done.

 

[nash]

Did you just get the internet today. Also, check out this link:https://www.dumbentia.com/gallery_scammers.html

lol that site is great!

 

[Fubeca]

I bet the "Company" is in Africa too...

 

[tylerd]

just give your name, bank account number and scan your signature in return for your..."money".

 

[Mesa]

you know what runs the internet? Watches, penile Enlargements, and Pharmaceuticals. It's funny, my spam filter at work consolidates all of these messages into a single message and says the following emails were blocked, and 95% are related to these subjects. We have a good time reading the subject titles to each other over the cubicle walls. "Keep her begging for your increased love muscle", "Cyalis for pennnis on the dollar", "Ashamed of your small girth?"

Who clicks on these things?

I recently taught my dad to use the internet, and while he was looking at the internet unattended, he calls me in "Scott, this thing says I just won $1,000,000, should I click on it?"

 

[The Craw]

i used to get emails like this all the time when i first got internet back in 97. cant believe they still try to pull this ++++. i used to reply all kinds of crazy ++++, telling them how interested i was and stuff.

 

[tomandshell]

This poor guy has been sick for such a long time! He has been sending this e-mail for ten years and he still hasn't died yet. I imagine that with a decade of interest, there's a lot more money available now than when I first got the message.

 

[The Craw]

just reply and tell him you would like to help but you have "stage 4" Esophageal cancer and you only have a few "weeks" to live. then tell him you want to leave all your money to him but you need his bank #'s in order to do so.

 

[Mesa]

Honestly, I wouldn't reply to any of these sort of emails and invest in a good spam filter. You open just one or two spams, and they're set up to know when opened and read, and it turns on the green light to send you a lot more.

I was using the Norton antispam, but it expired, and I still need to get another. Now I just use the Outlook "junk email" option, which is very limited because most spammers are creative nough to get around it.

 

[creecher]

I find Mailwasher is not a bad free program. I use an old version. 2.04 because it allows you to bounce emails back. The newer ones only let you do that if you pay for the full version. You get the same pile of crap, but you can view it before it goes through the filter, and bounce it back at them.

 

[mindbook]

Holy crap check this email I just got !!!

Hello,

(Calvary greetings to you)
It is a pleasure to be writing you this email today, and I hope that
it meets you in a good health condition. I am David Elwen, I have
been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now experts
say I have only about a few months to live.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really
cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very
rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe
when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live
my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Lately, I have been touched by the Almighty God and I have decided to
give alms to charity organizations as one mark of good deed for God’s
mercy. I am however soliciting your help as a channel through which I
can achieve my pledge because my health has deteriorated so badly. I
once asked members of my family to help out on this matter but they
ended up keeping to themselves money that was meant for charity,
hence I do not trust them anymore.

If you could be trusted, I have the sum of $5,700,000.00 (Five
Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which I am
willing to donate to charity, stored in a safe finance company. I
want you to receive this money in trust, after which you will
distribute 90% to charity and keep the remaining 10% to yourself as
your compensation.

I will not be able to personally monitor the distribution of this
money as I will be going for another operation in a week’s time.
Please, pray for a successful operation for me and ask God to forgive
my sins.

If you can assist, I want you to reply me urgently.

Best regards,
David Elwen.


Con , what do you think ?

I think this is the same guy that tried to sell me 100lbs of viagra.

 

[Shai]

I'm the one who sent you this email...

 

[The Craw]

all i know is that if i answered all my spam id have a 6 ft +++++ by now.