Spanish Speakers.. Need Help!

[creecher]

I thought you would have just used the ol Bodie phrase. Yarda yarda yarda Hoi!!!
I think they would have gotten the message.

 

[Outer_Rim]

hmmm yarda sounds strange i use yarda for a cup or a unit of lenght .....you can tell him instead of " la yarda" = el césped or el pasto, good luck.

I agree. "Por favor, no cortes el césped hoy" is the best human translation to spanish.

 

[DannieDarKo]

Or the usual Bodie comment.....


YO TENGO UN P ENIS!!!!

 

[Darth Caedus]

Well, I am half hispanic dude.

Half Hispanic eh? So where did that part of your family come from, Hispania?

 

[DannieDarKo]

To greet Dave you'd ask, "Tienes hambre?"

 

[The ill Jedi]

To greet Dave you'd ask, "Tienes hambre?"

Then he'd eat you...in one bite

 

[DannieDarKo]

Lonnies greeting would be, "Do you need a wheelchair?"

I'll let Captain Faramir translate that one since he's from the mystic lands of Hispania!

 

[Darth Caedus]

I'll let Captain Faramir translate that one since he's from the mystic lands of Hispania!

Is that where they have chocolate roads, candy rainbows, and sparling pots of gold??

 

[Batty]

Here's a video for all of you. It'll help.

 

[Captain Faramir]

Half Hispanic eh? So where did that part of your family come from, Hispania?

It's Hispanica, mister. Get it right!

 

[Darth Caedus]

It's Hispanica, mister. Get it right!

is that next to Italanica?

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

No mowo el lawno. Just make sure you say it loud and slowly.

 

[Bardoon]

Oh man...speaking of Mexicans...

This past week I had to go to a different building for work with some buddies and we drove through Annandale, VA. Starting at a 7-Eleven and then following for 6-8 blocks afterwards...LATINOS EVERYWHERE WAITING FOR WORK! A bunch were at the 7-Eleven and then they were all spaced out along these blocks...I had never seen ANYTHING like that before. I've seen them crowded around at one place but never seen them standing around for what had to be close to half-a-mile. Considering that the housing market is so bad that is probably why there were so many...but wow....

 

[Darth Caedus]

Oh man...speaking of Mexicans...

This past week I had to go to a different building for work with some buddies and we drove through Annandale, VA. Starting at a 7-Eleven and then following for 6-8 blocks afterwards...LATINOS EVERYWHERE WAITING FOR WORK! A bunch were at the 7-Eleven and then they were all spaced out along these blocks...I had never seen ANYTHING like that before. I've seen them crowded around at one place but never seen them standing around for what had to be close to half-a-mile. Considering that the housing market is so bad that is probably why there were so many...but wow....

I see them always around Home Depot. They should just get a van, drive by all the Home Depots, pick them up and chuck them over the border

 

[DarkArtist81]

No mowo el lawno. Just make sure you say it loud and slowly.

That made me choke on my drink... freakin hilarious.

 

[DannieDarKo]

Oh man...speaking of Mexicans...

This past week I had to go to a different building for work with some buddies and we drove through Annandale, VA. Starting at a 7-Eleven and then following for 6-8 blocks afterwards...LATINOS EVERYWHERE WAITING FOR WORK! A bunch were at the 7-Eleven and then they were all spaced out along these blocks...I had never seen ANYTHING like that before. I've seen them crowded around at one place but never seen them standing around for what had to be close to half-a-mile. Considering that the housing market is so bad that is probably why there were so many...but wow....

We have an area like that here in San Antonio and surprised there isn't more. I've had my fun flicking a lot of them off for laughs.

It's funny how its a few blocks away from a University and a police station. Regardless...not a place to walk through at night for anyone.