Spider-Man: No Way Home (December 17th, 2021)

[a-dev]

a-dev don’t get me wrong I love me the Irish folks but if a future lesbian war ever breaks out those irish girls are going down….literally.

Listen, and understand. That thicc brasilian girl is out there, she cant be bargained with, she cant be reasoned with, she doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and she absolutely will not stop... EVER, until she splooges in your cry uncle face!

Then listen here jye and make no mistake - Irish men will not hesitate to defend our women in such an eventuality - by substituting our faces in for theirs

 

[Wor-Gar]

Protect the wee lass.

I heard that in Scotty's voice. The below too...

It covers me whole face. I cont breathe. I try to tunnel me way out with me own tongue.

 

[ironwez20]

Ooooooo k so anyway …. We are getting closer and closer to the release!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Sexo make little hog nervous....

 

[jye4ever]

I hated the gold costume from the beginning but no denying the HT came out looking great.

 

[Wor-Gar]

There's a gold SpiderMan?

 

[jye4ever]

There's a gold SpiderMan?

Not as gold as the Midas IM but yup black and gold.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Oh, that one.... I thought you meant literally a gold one, like all gold with black web outline.

Waiting on Porcelain Spider. You haven't really made it until you've been porcelain-ized or made into a Samurai.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I only care about the Tobey figure.
My Peter,
my Parker,
my Spiderman.

*couldn't find a Baron from Dune gif, but same thing*

 

[Wor-Gar]

Dune finally steals.

 

[greygoose]

Showings have sold out here before and I don't care to sit at the end of an aisle. Right in the middle of the theater with no extreme angles. True veterans know this.

I always sit at the end of the aisle. Need my personal space.

 

[jye4ever]

That is SOOOO AG hand catching MJ.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Isn't that gag in every Spider-Man in some way?

The only good one was where he caught her hand but she bashed her head on the floor anyway.

 

[jye4ever]

Isn't that gag in every Spider-Man in some way?

The only good one was where he caught her hand but she bashed her head on the floor anyway.

He’s making up for that in this one

I do miss snaggletooth’s wet t-shirt though.

 

[punisher1974]

He’s making up for that in this one

I do miss snaggletooth’s wet t-shirt though.

Ouch.

 

[darth dennis]

I always sit at the end of the aisle. Need my personal space.

Same here! If my AARP qualifying bladder needs to be emptied, I can't be tumbling over people!

 

[darth dennis]

ps. I love how this thread (like so many others) took a weird turn into fettish porn and suddenly returned to normal. It's one of my favorite parts about these boards...

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Wor-Gar]

ps. I love how this thread (like so many others) took a weird turn into fettish porn and suddenly returned to normal. It's one of my favorite parts about these boards...

Wait, is a girl sitting on your face 'fetish'?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Then listen here jye and make no mistake - Irish men will not hesitate to defend our women in such an eventuality - by substituting our faces in for theirs

You'll never take our freeeeeedommm!!!