Mesa
Super Freak
I would get this PF and talk myself into believing it was a sculpt of Kraven when he put Spidey in a grave, kidnapped MJ, and was impersonating him way back when comics cost 75 pennies (or under). This would balance the extra meat on this sculpt in my mind and it needs balancing, if this PF was standing up straight, he would definately have a classic 'spider-toe'.
MJ can wash all sorts of things, she was raised to clean up after herself.