SSC Zartan 12-Inch Figure

[devilof76]

Seeing the box for the swamp skier made me remember how Joe toys smelled on the shelves at the store.

Is that normal?

 

[Skiman]

Seeing the box for the swamp skier made me remember how Joe toys smelled on the shelves at the store.

Is that normal?

It's strange but I know the smell you are talking about, I think we are normal.

Ski

 

[devilof76]

We are probably superior, but I suppose a bit of modesty never killed anyone.

 

[King Darkness]

We are probably superior, but I suppose a bit of modesty never killed anyone.

I know, for a fact, that serval people have been killed for acts of modesty.

 

[devilof76]

Good thing I don't make a habit of being modest.

 

[King Darkness]

Indeed

 

[karamazov80]

I think we are normal.

Ski

Signature quote-worthy, if ever a post was.

 

[EVILFACE]

Yup, nothing beats that dry thin cardboard smell or the awesome artwork on those boxes and cards.

 

[thenammagazine]

Seeing the box for the swamp skier made me remember how Joe toys smelled on the shelves at the store.

Is that normal?

Bastard.

 

[DarthTrafford]

My twin brother just got this figure and wants to know where the "skinnin' knife" is suppose to go on the figure!

 

[devilof76]

I have mine on the back of his belt.

Bastard.

We can't be 10 forever.

 

[Chainsaw]

I just got done changing up his pose and noticed a few things that I did not see the first go around. First, his rifle mag fits much better if it's backwards. It won't stay in with the bullet facing the right way. Not sure if this was a mistake or not, but thought I'd point it out. Second, the sights don't line up on the bow, and the built in quiver, arrow holder seems like it would be upside down. I'm no archer, but it seems like that piece was also put together (designed) wrong. I don't have his knife on him, I'm hoping it's still in the box, as for some reason must have rushed putting him up when I got him.

Going to go look, hoping that someone has a second opinion on these accesories.

In other news, I asked my wife if I could move my SS Joes to the living room cabinet (2 big empty shelves now, begging for them) and got a firm 'no'. I thought a complete bathroom renovation would buy me some more points, but I guess not. I'm still going to test drive them there when she goes to work, worst thing that can happen is I have to start sleeping in my collectibles room anyway.


I'll just have to remind her that worse things can happen....

 

[Predatormaniac88]

I just got done changing up his pose and noticed a few things that I did not see the first go around. First, his rifle mag fits much better if it's backwards. It won't stay in with the bullet facing the right way. Not sure if this was a mistake or not, but thought I'd point it out. Second, the sights don't line up on the bow, and the built in quiver, arrow holder seems like it would be upside down. I'm no archer, but it seems like that piece was also put together (designed) wrong. I don't have his knife on him, I'm hoping it's still in the box, as for some reason must have rushed putting him up when I got him.

Going to go look, hoping that someone has a second opinion on these accesories.

In other news, I asked my wife if I could move my SS Joes to the living room cabinet (2 big empty shelves now, begging for them) and got a firm 'no'. I thought a complete bathroom renovation would buy me some more points, but I guess not. I'm still going to test drive them there when she goes to work, worst thing that can happen is I have to start sleeping in my collectibles room anyway.


I'll just have to remind her that worse things can happen....

that sex doll kinda looks like Ann Hathaway lol

 

[EVILFACE]

lol, that is creepy. Nose isn't big enough for Hathaway.

 

[Niltusk]

that sex doll kinda looks better than Ann Hathaway lol

Got that for ya.

 

[thenammagazine]

We can't be 10 forever.

But **** all if we ain't gonna try (though I was 11 when Zartan was released)!

She'd get replaced by a substitute who's prettier, will never ***** at you about anything you buy and would put out whenever you want?

Of course the downside is the replacement has the personality of a paperweight, is essentially a masturbation toy and you'd have to worry about chaffing and cold silicone (essentially Kim Karsashian).

 

[BuddyGus]

Looks like Shannon Elizabeth to me....

 

[Adrosi]

I think I own that sweater!!!!

 

[Chainsaw]

But **** all if we ain't gonna try (though I was 11 when Zartan was released)!



She'd get replaced by a substitute who's prettier, will never ***** at you about anything you buy and would put out whenever you want?

Of course the downside is the replacement has the personality of a paperweight, is essentially a masturbation toy and you'd have to worry about chaffing and cold silicone (essentially Kim Karsashian).

Aww, they can't be that bad. Like the legendary literary icon 'Frank the Tank' once said,

 

[thenammagazine]

Aww, they can't be that bad. Like the legendary literary icon 'Frank the Tank' once said,