STAR WARS: Jabba The Hutt movie

[SNIKT1950]

Wait, this can't be right. Kathleen Kennedy greenlighted a movie without a female lead?

Bravo.

 

[KitFisto]

Wait, this can't be right. Kathleen Kennedy greenlighted a movie without a female lead?

Well played sir. Well played.

 

[Khev]

Well Han and Obi-Wan weren't chicks the last time I checked.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Wait, this can't be right. Kathleen Kennedy greenlighted a movie without a female lead?

Clearly we're all going to learn that Jabba the Hutt is female. After all, its not Jabbo.


This has to rank up there with the most ludicrous movie announcements ever. Right up there with Avatar 3,4 and 5.

 

[Khev]

I've got to imagine that if there really is a kernel of truth to any of this that Jabba will simply be the main villain in a crime/underworld story most likely featuring...yes a brunette British protragonist.

There's no way that they'd actually make a two hour film with a subtitled Jabba as the main character of the story.

 

[Bravomite]

Kamino actually, though that will be the one planet in the movie that is not named in the subtitles.

Powerful you have become Khev, the PT I sense in you.

Oh yes. It will be Smugglers vs. Bounty Hunters in an asteroid field with space slugs snatching ships out of space left and right.

I think I actually want to see this movie now ... Ooh can it have a re-programmed snarky assassin droid... perhaps an IG unit?

 

[Khev]

I think I actually want to see this movie now ... Ooh can it have a re-programmed snarky assassin droid... perhaps an IG unit?

Oh yes. And then in the last scene as the female lead is being put into carbon freeze she can ask the droid what the IG stands for.

He turns and says :

Spoiler

Infinity Gauntlet

She screams "NOOOOooooo!" as she's frozen, cut to end credits as the audience stands up and cheers the upcoming crossover event of a lifetime.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Well Han and Obi-Wan weren't chicks the last time I checked.

Wouldn't surprise me if Thandie Newton's character ends up being the badass of HS.

 

[Khev]

Wouldn't surprise me if Thandie Newton's character ends up being the badass of HS.

Fair point. That wouldn't surprise me either. Some chick will probably teach Obi-Wan a thing or two as well.

 

[Prime Clone]

I doubt it will even hold the attention of Jabba himself...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Well Han and Obi-Wan weren't chicks the last time I checked.

Give it time.

 

[crows]

Watch.... just watch, they will make ot cannon that the people of star wars have the ability to change gender if they want.

Or they will say there is a machine that changes gender.

 

[fosing]

Jabba the Movie: Pick a Fold and **** it

 

[SNIKT1950]

Just watch, they will make it cannon that the people of Star Wars have the ability to change gender if they want.

Yep, and a few days after Kennedy makes that announcement, the planet is destroyed by a massive (and welcomed) asteroid.

 

[crows]

Luke talking to Rey: "well, you see Rey, I found out that the Force, The force can help you change gender you see. The Force lets you show the real you" as this happens, Luke changes to Luka the last GREY Jedi

 

[Otomofan]

Confession time.

I was blazed as hell when I read this thread last night. I thought it was a joke thread. It really confused the hell out of me.

Couldn't believe when I read it again today that it was real.

 

[crows]

 

[SNIKT1950]

Confession time.

I was blazed as hell when I read this thread last night. I thought it was a joke thread. It really confused the hell out of me.

Couldn't believe when I read it again today that it was real.

Oh, it's real alright. As real as Rachel Maddow's testicles.

 

[Prime Clone]

As stated earlier, if it turns out to be some kind of heist/bounty hunter epic (like the ill-fated Underworld series) it could be OK.

 

[pixletwin]

They should make a 70's spoof TV sitcom called "Owen & Beru".

Find a look-a-like of Adam Rich from Eight is Enough to play Luke: