Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[DiFabio]

I did see people refer to some of the Luke action figures as Jodi Foster. I guess I should retract my statement.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Now that I think about it, shouldn't Finn be asexual? Wouldn't individual sexuality be one of those things the first order would remove during their conditioning sessions?

 

[jye4ever]

Now put in an Alien chest buster.

I'm sorry let me rephrase that...

 

[rushmore223]

I'm sorry let me rephrase that...

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Hey, That chestburster looks awfully... Phallic! That guy must be Gay!!!

 

[Darth Madden]

You never played "Smear the Farmboy" at recess?

I thought we were the only ones that called it that? Was that name (the real name) universal?

 

[spindrift]

Crap I detest all this stuff being talked about with ZERO proof any of this is really part of Ep 8....

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Hey, That chestburster looks awfully... Phallic! That guy must be Gay!!!

Transxenomorphgender

 

[Darth Snoopy]

And he had sex with that red haired Jedi woman who was like, the Emperor's hand or something.

Luke had sex with the Emperor's hand?!?

 

[jye4ever]

No, that was me.

Wait...who's hand?

I'm confused.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Is the Emperor a lefty?

 

[karamazov80]

And he had sex with that red haired Jedi woman who was like, the Emperor's hand or something.

I think you're confusing Star Wars with Game of Thrones.

Now that I think about it, shouldn't Finn be asexual? Wouldn't individual sexuality be one of those things the first order would remove during their conditioning sessions?

Castration would certainly have its benefits from the Imperial POV.

Hey, That chestburster looks awfully... Phallic! That guy must be Gay!!!

 

[Prime Clone]

Random thought: one of the coolest things about TFA was the introduction of cyborg beasts. Up till now we'd only seen cyborg humans and humanoids...

 

[YoNoSe]

I loved both of those things. But it is a little funny how slow that blue guy was. If he died halfway to wherever you were going you'd get there twice as fast.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[DinoDB1975]

Man, it wasn't until I watched The Revenant last weekend that it hit me that Domhnall Gleeson was the eldest Weasley brother in Harry Potter. And his restrained performance in The Revenant was in stark contrast to his performance as General Hux.

 

[karamazov80]

In both Frank and Ex Machina he's about as far removed from Hux as he could be. Guy has some range.

 

[TonTon]

I couldn't stand him in Frank, but he hasn't bothered me in anything else.

 

[AIR]

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[JudyMcCoy]

I liked the movie. Didn't want to watch but somehow I did and it was actually good movie.

 

[jkno]