Stop Uwe Boll

[UTtoyfan]

I am
#67894

 

[lerath666]

70290.
Him chalangeing any of us to a fight would be a BAD thing. The man is an amature boxer, and appearently KNOWs how to hit. One of his critics chalaneged him a while back, and got their ass handed to them.
I like that he's willing to take Game properties to the movvies, i just don't know where he gets his ideas for the scripts. Actors LOVE him, becuase he dosn't direct, he simply lets them doo whatever they want with the characters.
If he would, oh, I don't Know, actualy PLAY the games completely before making a movie, instead of likely only for an hour or two, learn the story, then bring the story, in it's actuality to the big screen, instead of trying ( and failing) to re-invient the story, He might actuly become a hero of the game comunity. But no, like most of hollywood, He's too damn stubborn, and wants to put his own creative twist on everything.
For those who wonder how he's gotten to make so many "bad movies"
AFAIK, none of his films are ever in the red, they allways atleast Break even, AND He finances himself.
Scarrey thing is, as bad as his films are, he's actualy operating in the same manner that Alot of the game industry is now.
"quality? Bah , as long as we make some money off it, who cares what people think"

 

[darthviper107]

70290.
Him chalangeing any of us to a fight would be a BAD thing. The man is an amature boxer, and appearently KNOWs how to hit. One of his critics chalaneged him a while back, and got their ass handed to them.
I like that he's willing to take Game properties to the movvies, i just don't know where he gets his ideas for the scripts. Actors LOVE him, becuase he dosn't direct, he simply lets them doo whatever they want with the characters.
If he would, oh, I don't Know, actualy PLAY the games completely before making a movie, instead of likely only for an hour or two, learn the story, then bring the story, in it's actuality to the big screen, instead of trying ( and failing) to re-invient the story, He might actuly become a hero of the game comunity. But no, like most of hollywood, He's too damn stubborn, and wants to put his own creative twist on everything.
For those who wonder how he's gotten to make so many "bad movies"
AFAIK, none of his films are ever in the red, they allways atleast Break even, AND He finances himself.
Scarrey thing is, as bad as his films are, he's actualy operating in the same manner that Alot of the game industry is now.
"quality? Bah , as long as we make some money off it, who cares what people think"

He actually challenged the critics, he was so mad at everyone saying his movies suck so he challenged anyone to fight him--also forgetting to tell them that he's a trained boxer and of course he won, then he went on to proclaim that because he won boxing that his movies are perfect.

He does fund himself but he also gets money through some kind of government funding loophole in Germany and that's another reason people hate him.

 

[Darth Rage]

# 76443

 

[darthviper107]

https://kotaku.com/377605/uwe-boll-responds-to-million-man-petition-look-im-not-a-^^^^ing-retard

edit, crap, just fill in the ^^^^ with the word you know fits there.

 

[Bannister]

"You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am," he says.

So teemu is Uwe Boll?

 

[Batty]

Watch this! This guy is unbelievable. "Real genius!"

And there's language, so it's ****.

 

[BadMoon]

This guy reminds me of teemu. He is ^^^^ing clueless. And what makes it worse it that he actually believes this crap.

 

[BadMoon]

So teemu is Uwe Boll?

Oh my good I just read your comment after I posted mine. How ^^^^in funny is that?

 

[BadMoon]

This guy is a total *****!

 

[Rook]

I'm in. Definitely worth it. Hope it gets to the million posters. I'd be interested to see if he sticks to it.

 

[KitFisto]

This guy is a total *****!

Don't use my word!

 

[geto10]

Signed!

215979 Signatures Total

 

[Blackhole]

Done...

219322 and counting...

 

[UTtoyfan]

I don't know if you guys saw this or not. But apparently Boll is challenging Michael Bay to a boxing match.

https://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/

I don't know what else to say, but I like the first comment from someone:
"B vs. B: No matter who wins, we lose."

 

[UTtoyfan]

Oh, and he's tracking us as well.

https://www.movieweb.com/news/24/28124.php

 

[DarkArtist81]

What an ******. I love that he is living in the delusion that all the signers of the petition are other directors that are "jealous" of the "great" work he does. Pretty laughable. I'd love for him to track me down and destroy me for the artistic hack I supposedly am.

And the best part is that he spends so much time trying to attack some movie that a couple of teens made, of course the lighting sucks and the angles are bad. They are KIDS!! They don't have money to dump into a movie or the experience to make it good. This guy is an idiot.

He should be forcibly inserted into a Whale's vagina and carried to the bottom of the ocean and spat out, so that he could implode in on himself and be fed on by crustaceans. It would be far more entertaining than anything he has unleashed upon the world with his films.

 

[McHavyck]

227119

but he won't ever stop even if we do get this up to a million. he's like a cockroach after nuclear annihalation.

 

[King Darkness]

Uwe is my fav director of all time

 

[Kratos]

Done
It is said if it is ever made Uwe Boll will direct the God of War movie . I say to hell with him have you seen all his movies???? Meh he makes me mad and needs to be destroyed before his rain of even crapier movies can begin :emperor

So im signed and in