Stuck in bed with severe food poisoning....and it's my birthday....

[Unclechopchop]

Well it's my birthday today, and I was gearing up for something special. Instead, I woke up at 4:00 AM having stuff coming out of everywhere (I think you get my drift). And to make things more grand, I began dry heaving which led to bleeding and ripping something in the back of my throat (I can assume maybe my vocal cord or something important?).
So I fully acknowledge that this May not even remotely be interesting to some, but I'm miserable and had to rant somewhere. I just hope I don't end up in the ER....... I hate hospitals

 

[Cap'n Cook]

Sorry to hear that! Hope you feel better soon.

 

[batfan08]

I hope you feel better, man. Being sick sucks, and, if it's any consolation, happy birthday.

 

[**16k**]

Oh, man, I hope it's not too serious and you get well! You have all my sympathies! Hang on tight! Still, in spite of all this, I wish you a happy birthday!

 

[karamazov80]

That sucks man. Stomach illnesses and migraines are the bane of my existence. Try to stay as hydrated as possible.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I had food poisoning before...it's a good way to lose about 20 pounds

 

[Ultra8294]

Really sorry that your in a bad way especially on your B-Day.
Never fun when you have food poisoning or a stomach virus.
When you get to feeling better, you can celebrate twice as much (just stay away from Brazilian steak houses)lol

oh yeah, and (one you won't forget any time soon)

 

[The Ween]

Well it's my birthday today, and I was gearing up for something special. Instead, I woke up at 4:00 AM having stuff coming out of everywhere (I think you get my drift). And to make things more grand, I began dry heaving which led to bleeding and ripping something in the back of my throat (I can assume maybe my vocal cord or something important?).
So I fully acknowledge that this May not even remotely be interesting to some, but I'm miserable and had to rant somewhere. I just hope I don't end up in the ER....... I hate hospitals

Make sure you drink plenty of fluids. If you can't hold that down either, then I would get to the hospital. Also, get you some probotics to take.

 

[The Ween]

 

[crows]

 

[Unclechopchop]

Thanks guys. Believe it or not, all the responses help.

 

[Lejuan]

i hope the birthday fairy brings you a meal you can hold down and a nice, solid poo!

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Sorry to hear that! Hope you feel better...at least for a little bit...on your birthday!

 

[cmiller99]

Well it's my birthday today, and I was gearing up for something special. Instead, I woke up at 4:00 AM having stuff coming out of everywhere (I think you get my drift). And to make things more grand, I began dry heaving which led to bleeding and ripping something in the back of my throat (I can assume maybe my vocal cord or something important?).
So I fully acknowledge that this May not even remotely be interesting to some, but I'm miserable and had to rant somewhere. I just hope I don't end up in the ER....... I hate hospitals

Get well soon man, sucks that this has to happen on your birthday

 

[fosing]

i know just the cure....

google cake farts.

happy birthday. :]

 

[Medusoid]

That's not a very fun way to spend your birthday. I hope you feel better soon.

 

[Brainiac]

guess its belated, but Happy Birthday and feel better

 

[Moonloop]

Feel better! I've never understood food poisoning. I usually get mad diarrhea from "bad" food, but that's it. But some days that can really keep you on the couch.

 

[Unclechopchop]

Ended up in the ER and am on watch now. Thanks for the support guys.

 

[Mr. Green]

most food poisoning Mr. Green got is about 3 hours. He cough out the content and is fine soon after. But yea, feel better.