Stupid Questions

[Kiva]

I doubt that the average 30 year old woman is having sex several times a day with Mandingo.

I wish I could say what I want to say to tell you how those two things relate, but I don't know how to do it without it being deleted.

If you are insinuating that Mandingo was at front of the line when god was handing out the D i think the point is taken.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Having been put on the back of a cow when I was younger I can see why they don't.

Think about it. You get thirsty, just go to the tap

 

[Darth Cruel]

I wish I had that problem.

I'll hold your.......wallet.

Yeah...me too!

I mean if you want to throw some my way I'm sure your wallet could use the help

Yeah...me too!

 

[The Ween]

well your typical couple doesn't have the kind of sex porn stars do. Specially when they start doing stuff like threesomes and group sex in movies.

They "Might" have less sex than a regular couple, but it is their job, so they are doing things that might not be comfortable.

Besides pornstars usually turn to drugs in the business. Many pornstars will talk about that.



Are cows the same as horses? can they run the same and everything? are they as fast?

It's not bad when they're walking, but running is another story and no they aren't as fast as horses.

 

[Darth Cruel]

well your typical couple doesn't have the kind of sex porn stars do. Specially when they start doing stuff like threesomes and group sex in movies.

They "Might" have less sex than a regular couple, but it is their job, so they are doing things that might not be comfortable.

Besides pornstars usually turn to drugs in the business. Many pornstars will talk about that.



Are cows the same as horses? can they run the same and everything? are they as fast?

They do that stuff in movies? Go figure.

 

[Kiva]

Its not just the movies -_-

 

[Privyet]

^its a tool to test who your TRUE friends are.


the one that would piss on you if you got stung.

*even though such practice is deemed useless and just a myth

are you friends with R. Kelly?

 

[RavenEye]

How many people are not paranoid about their government?

 

[The Ween]

How many people are not paranoid about their government?

You'd be hard pressed to find anyone in the world who isn't!

Though I don't think I'm paranoid really. Leary, yes.

 

[devilof76]

How many people are not paranoid about their government?

I don't trust anyone who insists that I require their permission to live my life.

 

[King Darkness]

You have my permission to live your life.

 

[devilof76]

Do I have to give you money too?

 

[King Darkness]

Do you even have money?

 

[devilof76]

No, but I do have a rather large tax debt.

IOU?

 

[King Darkness]

You already owe me.

 

[devilof76]

I found that Red Ninja star that I couldn't find when I sold my figure, so I can send you back the one you sent me.

 

[King Darkness]

...Okay, but I don't even remember sending you a ninja star.

You still owe me though, not a ninja star either.

 

[devilof76]

I knew this wasn't gonna be easy.

Do I have to guess? Can I have a clue?

 

[King Darkness]

Its apparent you have forgotten your debt. I have not, nor will I. I will collect when the opportunity presents itself.

 

[Lejuan]

How many people are not paranoid about their government?

I'm not in the least bit paranoid about my government. But I lead a simple life