Stupid Questions

[BB&WSF]

Should Justin Bieber's songs be used to raise funds for charity?

 

[Intruder04]

^I wouldn't want blood money.

 

[toylion]

Yes.

Here is mine:

Why does one feel compelled, upon having enjoyed an especially satisfying bowel motion, to share news of it with anyone who'll listen? Lately mine have been tremendous, and all I can think about when I exit the throne room is telling someone all about it.

There must be someone out there who has devoted four years of their life to authoring a PhD dissertation on the topic of The Aesthetics of a Good Dump.

"A poo can take on a variety of appearances and still be considered normal. It can be all manner of shades – from orangey and dark brown to magenta or green from certain veggies or blue from artificially-colored foods and beverages. Chronically skinny poos generally reflect ano-rectal muscle straining rather than anything about your digestion. And a stool's texture is often indicative of how much time it spent moving through your colon and can reflect the balance of fiber in your recent diet: loosey goosey and shredded wheaty suggest lots of roughage (insoluble fiber) or a faster transit time, whereas formed, pastier "Play Dough" stools result from more starches and soluble fibers and a slower transit time. (Overtly hard stools often reflect inadequate dietary fiber.)"

"(Remember: Humans don't possess any digestive enzymes for fiber!) Rather than fret about the fibers and pigments that add color and texture to an otherwise mundane poo, enjoy them as reminders of that delicious meal in your recent past."

"If your pooping isn't problematic, then your poo isn't problematic. Forget about its shape. Or size. Or how it compares to other poos you've spotted online. The best way to judge the quality of your poo is by how it contributes to your health-related quality of life.

Specifically:

• Can you pass a poo comfortably without pain, excessive straining or bleeding?

• Do you poo often enough that you don't feel bloated and uncomfortable – but not so often that you can't hold a steady job or keep social engagements because you're always in the toilet?

• When you have the urge to go, could you hold it in if there was a line for the loo?

If you answered yes to all of these questions, then who cares whether your poo looks pretty? As my gastroenterologist colleague often tells patients about their poo: "If it comes out like it's always come out and you feel good, there's no problem."

If you answered no to any of these questions, you may consider a change in your diet and an evaluation by your doctor."

https://health.usnews.com/health-ne.../01/14/good-news-your-poop-is-probably-normal

 

[The Ween]

My poo looks like ****.

 

[Solidus]

My **** looks like poo.

 

[The Ween]

my poo comes with blood

I would suggest going to the doctor for that.

 

[Solidus]

If I recall correctly, didn't Bodie have the same problem?

 

[The Ween]

If I recall correctly, didn't Bodie have the same problem?

Bodie has Crohn's or IBS or something of that nature.

yeah it is just hemorrhoids or somthng

I recall the conversation had something about wiping too hard and making it bleed and I recall Ween asking why do guys need to wipe so hard lol

I did? Well, stop doing that then.

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

i have such a soft bum swipe, i should work for tsa.

 

[fosing]

my poo comes with blood

its not worth it...LUBE up.

 

[toylion]

 

[toylion]

i dont see the ones i get that are shaped like letters

What language?

 

[Lakhota]

Sometimes I poop my pants, true story

 

[Lejuan]

i dont see the ones i get that are shaped like letters

You should see a doctor dude

 

[The Ween]

i dont see the ones i get that are shaped like letters

Maybe you should join this site....

https://www.poopreport.com/Poll/which_letter.html

 

[BB&WSF]

Is it advisable to send a selfie (to the victim's colleagues) while burgling a house?

 

[The Ween]

Is it advisable to send a selfie (to the victim's colleagues) while burgling a house?

Now here's my stupid question....How does that even work? He puts the sim card into a different phone yet the pictures go to the contacts on the other phone?

 

[BB&WSF]

Now here's my stupid question....How does that even work? He puts the sim card into a different phone yet the pictures go to the contacts on the other phone?

Hmmm... That's an intelligent question.

So, it says, "However, unknowingly, Keast also sent the picture to the victim's work colleagues, who became suspicious and contacted police."

If I am not wrong, the SIM was stolen from the same property. I do not how What's App works, but even if he used some other phone, maybe Contacts that were in the SIM's memory somehow got mixed with WA.

Well, that's the best reason I can think of.

 

[The Ween]

I have a Samsung Note 2 phone. It has been on 3G for the last few weeks. It's set for 4LTE, but for some reason I can't get on it. Doesn't mater where I am. Anyone got any suggestions?

 

[BB&WSF]

Is this 'Art'?

The "PlopEgg" Painting Performance #1 (Art Cologne 2014)


P.S.: I wish this was uncensored.