Stupid Questions

[Mr. Green]

Wild black raspberries are awesome! Wild blackberries are pretty much tasteless. Be careful being scratched by the bushes. Some people are allergic and get rashes like poison ivy.

Hahahaha, Mr. Green is immune to poison ivy. He even rubs em everywhere on his skin to test. Now Mr. Green can get some more of em berries for free. Just have to make sure em pesky peep isn't around the trail and careful of those little thorn.

 

[Intruder04]

Why does this woman have a chain around her neck?

 

[The Ween]

It's just an old golfing trick. It's to keep her head down while taking a swing. If you notice the other end is attached to her cooch.

 

[Intruder04]

Ah, I see. So this is an educational toy. I'm sure its suitable for all ages.

 

[fosing]

^

why does she have jacking off hands??

 

[Intruder04]

So she can grip it better. the shaft i mean. I mean, the handle.....handle of the club

 

[Lejuan]

The word you're looking for is 'wood'. Or in my case, a 9-iron.

 

[Intruder04]

Now that is just undue exaggeration.

 

[Mr. Green]

Emma Watson looks hot with the axe in This Is The End. Anyone agree/disagree?

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Agree

 

[fosing]

 

[Plastic Bateman]

We don't really have any reason to evolve anymore. Technology has just about solved all of our problems.

'...as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilisation, which is, of course, what this is all about...'

 

[devilof76]

When are they going to invent the technology to solve the pressing social problem of too many *******s?

 

[cmiller99]

When are they going to invent the technology to solve the pressing social problem of too many *******s?

Skynet? Should be 2 years.

 

[Mr. Green]

Does Christian Bale looks scary or talented in The Fighter? Sure Mark Walberg is the star of the movie but, hmmm.

 

[fosing]

when was claire danes in an iron man movie??

 

[Mr. Green]

Anyone else in tomato season? Got a basket of tomatoes to eat.

 

[The Ween]

Anyone else in tomato season? Got a basket of tomatoes to eat.

We had way too much rain this season. My brother's garden washed out.

 

[Mr. Green]

We had way too much rain this season. My brother's garden washed out.

The opposite here. Just enough rain for tomatoes but not a lot.

 

[xipotec]

Why cant I hit people in the face who deserve it without repercussion!