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The Art of Trolling
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JD18_92
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Sorry about that guys, not my intention at all. Ill be more careful with the trolls!
This is from an email I got from Tiger Direct. What a deal! 
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JD18_92
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Here ya go, How to Troll on youtube like a boss! 
Youtube trolling has been a pastime of mine for quite a while, and I have found it to be more satisfying than any other internet-related activity i take part in.
These are my most successful trolling techniques:
1) Find videos with topics that many people feel very strongly about, like religion, and choose to side with the minority, whether you truly feel that way or not. Defend your opinion like it's your new born child, using as much completely incorrect information as possible. Make sure you bash the opposing view as much as possible.
2) Find music videos for alternative types of music, and assume that every single viewer other than you is the stereotypical listener to whatever genre or music it is, and bash them like there's no tomorrow. For example, if you were to go to a Hawthorne Heights video, make a point of calling all fans of the band "emo," and branch out from there. Also, make sure to repeatedly state how horrible the band or artist is. People tend to get their panties in quite a bunch when you do this.
3) Go to videos about tragic or taboo things, like animal torture, rape, or incest, and post a comment like, "Why is everybody so worked up, I think it's perfectly fine." Add fake anecdotes about how you have done things like it in the past. This may be hard if you are not a horrible person.
TROLLING TIPS:
1) Even if you have blatantly been proven wrong, refuse to admit it and keep on trolling. This can be done by providing more obviously incorrect or fake information to support your opinion, or just brushing the defeat off like they were wrong, or it never even happened. Whatever your choice is, it will most likely further enrage the trollee.
2) Including an extreme amount of vulgar language and insults aimed at particular ethnic groups can either just fan the flames and produce even more trolling success, or make people dismiss you as not being worth it.
3) If various painful or gruesome deaths have been wished upon you, then you know your job as a youtube troll has been done beautifully.
4) If nobody responds to your trolling attempts, it is most likely because people have seen your approach several times before. For example, hundreds, possibly thousands of losers have attempted to troll youtube by going to a My Chemical Romance video and ranting about how all members of the band are homosexual. While there is still the occasional war between MCR fans who would defend the band with everything they've got and trolls, anybody that has looked through more than five pages of comments for any one of their videos on youtube will see that most insults of this sort are ignored, simply because fans have seen comments like them a million times and have accepted that the opinion is widely shared. What I'm saying is, try to be a bit more creative.
5) On rare occasions a troll will become a trollee. If signs of this occour, abandon all hope for that trolling attempt, unless you think you are smart enough to get yourself out of it and emerge on top once more. But you most likely are not.
6) If you actually have the belief or opinion that you are centering your trolling around, being funny should not be hard. In my opinion, using larger vocabulary just makes things funnier. I don't know if other people feel that way, and I don't know why I do, but it does. Sometimes a funny idea can be made unfunny because you write it in a way that is obnoxious or makes you sound ignorant. Humor can be a very useful weapon for a troll.
If you do it just right, the reactions from your trolling can be glorious. I really hope this has hepled... it took quite a long time to write. Happy trolling!
Youtube trolling has been a pastime of mine for quite a while, and I have found it to be more satisfying than any other internet-related activity i take part in.
These are my most successful trolling techniques:
1) Find videos with topics that many people feel very strongly about, like religion, and choose to side with the minority, whether you truly feel that way or not. Defend your opinion like it's your new born child, using as much completely incorrect information as possible. Make sure you bash the opposing view as much as possible.
2) Find music videos for alternative types of music, and assume that every single viewer other than you is the stereotypical listener to whatever genre or music it is, and bash them like there's no tomorrow. For example, if you were to go to a Hawthorne Heights video, make a point of calling all fans of the band "emo," and branch out from there. Also, make sure to repeatedly state how horrible the band or artist is. People tend to get their panties in quite a bunch when you do this.
3) Go to videos about tragic or taboo things, like animal torture, rape, or incest, and post a comment like, "Why is everybody so worked up, I think it's perfectly fine." Add fake anecdotes about how you have done things like it in the past. This may be hard if you are not a horrible person.
TROLLING TIPS:
1) Even if you have blatantly been proven wrong, refuse to admit it and keep on trolling. This can be done by providing more obviously incorrect or fake information to support your opinion, or just brushing the defeat off like they were wrong, or it never even happened. Whatever your choice is, it will most likely further enrage the trollee.
2) Including an extreme amount of vulgar language and insults aimed at particular ethnic groups can either just fan the flames and produce even more trolling success, or make people dismiss you as not being worth it.
3) If various painful or gruesome deaths have been wished upon you, then you know your job as a youtube troll has been done beautifully.
4) If nobody responds to your trolling attempts, it is most likely because people have seen your approach several times before. For example, hundreds, possibly thousands of losers have attempted to troll youtube by going to a My Chemical Romance video and ranting about how all members of the band are homosexual. While there is still the occasional war between MCR fans who would defend the band with everything they've got and trolls, anybody that has looked through more than five pages of comments for any one of their videos on youtube will see that most insults of this sort are ignored, simply because fans have seen comments like them a million times and have accepted that the opinion is widely shared. What I'm saying is, try to be a bit more creative.
5) On rare occasions a troll will become a trollee. If signs of this occour, abandon all hope for that trolling attempt, unless you think you are smart enough to get yourself out of it and emerge on top once more. But you most likely are not.
6) If you actually have the belief or opinion that you are centering your trolling around, being funny should not be hard. In my opinion, using larger vocabulary just makes things funnier. I don't know if other people feel that way, and I don't know why I do, but it does. Sometimes a funny idea can be made unfunny because you write it in a way that is obnoxious or makes you sound ignorant. Humor can be a very useful weapon for a troll.
If you do it just right, the reactions from your trolling can be glorious. I really hope this has hepled... it took quite a long time to write. Happy trolling!
King Darkness
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Here ya go, How to Troll on youtube like a boss!
Youtube trolling has been a pastime of mine for quite a while, and I have found it to be more satisfying than any other internet-related activity i take part in.
These are my most successful trolling techniques:
1) Find videos with topics that many people feel very strongly about, like religion, and choose to side with the minority, whether you truly feel that way or not. Defend your opinion like it's your new born child, using as much completely incorrect information as possible. Make sure you bash the opposing view as much as possible.
2) Find music videos for alternative types of music, and assume that every single viewer other than you is the stereotypical listener to whatever genre or music it is, and bash them like there's no tomorrow. For example, if you were to go to a Hawthorne Heights video, make a point of calling all fans of the band "emo," and branch out from there. Also, make sure to repeatedly state how horrible the band or artist is. People tend to get their panties in quite a bunch when you do this.
3) Go to videos about tragic or taboo things, like animal torture, rape, or incest, and post a comment like, "Why is everybody so worked up, I think it's perfectly fine." Add fake anecdotes about how you have done things like it in the past. This may be hard if you are not a horrible person.
TROLLING TIPS:
1) Even if you have blatantly been proven wrong, refuse to admit it and keep on trolling. This can be done by providing more obviously incorrect or fake information to support your opinion, or just brushing the defeat off like they were wrong, or it never even happened. Whatever your choice is, it will most likely further enrage the trollee.
2) Including an extreme amount of vulgar language and insults aimed at particular ethnic groups can either just fan the flames and produce even more trolling success, or make people dismiss you as not being worth it.
3) If various painful or gruesome deaths have been wished upon you, then you know your job as a youtube troll has been done beautifully.
4) If nobody responds to your trolling attempts, it is most likely because people have seen your approach several times before. For example, hundreds, possibly thousands of losers have attempted to troll youtube by going to a My Chemical Romance video and ranting about how all members of the band are homosexual. While there is still the occasional war between MCR fans who would defend the band with everything they've got and trolls, anybody that has looked through more than five pages of comments for any one of their videos on youtube will see that most insults of this sort are ignored, simply because fans have seen comments like them a million times and have accepted that the opinion is widely shared. What I'm saying is, try to be a bit more creative.
5) On rare occasions a troll will become a trollee. If signs of this occour, abandon all hope for that trolling attempt, unless you think you are smart enough to get yourself out of it and emerge on top once more. But you most likely are not.
6) If you actually have the belief or opinion that you are centering your trolling around, being funny should not be hard. In my opinion, using larger vocabulary just makes things funnier. I don't know if other people feel that way, and I don't know why I do, but it does. Sometimes a funny idea can be made unfunny because you write it in a way that is obnoxious or makes you sound ignorant. Humor can be a very useful weapon for a troll.
If you do it just right, the reactions from your trolling can be glorious. I really hope this has hepled... it took quite a long time to write. Happy trolling!
a couple of these sound like guidelines used by Fox news lol
JD18_92
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Speaking of the news, this lady got trolled so hard!!
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EVILFACE
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Trollin', yo!
JD18_92
Super Freak
I had this big eyelash hair growing out of my arm, so i googled why that is. I ran across this site and its actually apretty funny read. These guys are good
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-310943.html
A small example I was laughing at:
"I have a couple of those, all on the right side of my chin. I refer to them as "insect hairs", because they remind me of the stiff hairs that grew out of Jeff Goldblum's back in The Fly."
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-310943.html
A small example I was laughing at:
"I have a couple of those, all on the right side of my chin. I refer to them as "insect hairs", because they remind me of the stiff hairs that grew out of Jeff Goldblum's back in The Fly."
Unclechopchop
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I just love it when I actually put out a valid point, and then I'm labeled as trolling
JD18_92
Super Freak
I had this big eyelash hair growing out of my arm, so i googled why that is. I ran across this site and its actually apretty funny read. These guys are good
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-310943.html
A small example I was laughing at:
"I have a couple of those, all on the right side of my chin. I refer to them as "insect hairs", because they remind me of the stiff hairs that grew out of Jeff Goldblum's back in The Fly."
I have one of those eyelash/insect hair growing on my arm as well.
I remember my first girlfriend in High school had one hair that grew in the middle of her forehead. was not that noticeable unless you were close to her, it was funny
fosing
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I have one of those eyelash/insect hair growing on my arm as well.
I remember my first girlfriend in High school had one hair that grew in the middle of her forehead. was not that noticeable unless you were close to her, it was funny
you mean boyfriend right?
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"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
I love that guy so much.
The problem with trolls now is that they're just dumb, they're not funny. They just try and make people angry. There's no sense of humor.
