The Batman (June 25, 2021)

[jye4ever]

I haven’t been this excited for something since Kathleen Kennedy was hired to run Lucasfilm and she immediately announced that Robert Rodriguez would be directing a Boba Fett series.

 

[matticus]

But I won't... I'll just keep seething and hating and cursing. All alone, tormented by this terrible world.

Kang about to drill some new holes into darthkostis.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Doom doesn't stand a chance against Black Kang.

 

[matticus]

Pattison has an interesting face. He can sometimes look very model like and handsome, but then you look at him in interviews or in movies, and when you get a good look at him, he can look very weird. I don't know what it is about his face that does that.

You are not wrong. Pattinson is weird in interviews. Very weird. But I also enjoy Cruise's movies while realizing he is a cult leader and probably does sacrifices in the basement of his church.

Pattinson is just very auteur and if that is what makes his performance badass in a Batman movie, so be it.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

You are not wrong. Pattinson is weird in interviews. Very weird. But I also enjoy Cruise's movies while realizing he is a cult leader and probably does sacrifices in the basement of his church.

Pattinson is just very auteur and if that is what makes his performance badass in a Batman movie, so be it.

I don't mean he's weird as in his personality. I mean he literally looks like he's got down syndrome or something, from certain angles. From some angles he can look like a fashion model, then from others he looks like Bizzaro Pattison.

 

[matticus]

I don't mean he's weird as in his personality. I mean he literally looks like he's got down syndrome or something, from certain angles. From some angles he can look like a fashion model, then from others he looks like Bizzaro Pattison.

 

[ebor]

Thursday night can't come soon enough.

I might rock a Twilight shirt to the screening.

 

[matticus]

Bale has Twink'd before

 

[jye4ever]

I don't mean he's weird as in his personality. I mean he literally looks like he's got down syndrome or something, from certain angles. From some angles he can look like a fashion model, then from others he looks like Bizzaro Pattison.

His bat cowl forehead literally has disability proportions lol

Hands down my favorite cowl now because as much as I love 89 it was never meant to be used in fast mobility action scenes like this one is.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Bale has Twink'd before

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Nolan could have used Bale a bit better in the TDK trilogy. Bale looks like a crazy person and does a good job at playing bad guys. His Bruce Wayne could have been more disturbed and unpredictable.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

His bat cowl forehead literally has disability proportions lol

Hands down my favorite cowl now because as much as I love 89 it was never meant to be used in fast mobility action scenes like this one is.

Returns is the best-looking cowl, imo.

 

[Victοr]

Pattison has an interesting face. He can sometimes look very model like and handsome, but then you look at him in interviews or in movies, and when you get a good look at him, he can look very weird. I don't know what it is about his face that does that.

I'll agree there. He has a very symetrical face in some pictures, and in others he looks a bit too Anglo-ish. Still, he has major aesthetics.

Kang about to drill some new holes into darthkostis.

Don't make me get out my Buck Breaking art and memes.

You like Tariq Nasheed? His early work was a little too K-Flex-y for my taste. But when Buck Breaking came out in '21, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole documentary has a clear, crisp image, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the events depicted factual credence. He's been compared to Michael Moore, but I think Tariq has a far more gripping, raw sense of realism.

Doom doesn't stand a chance against Black Kang.

Joke's on him though, he's merely LARPing. I actually wuz Kangz and whatnot, verily.

Him on the very left, me on the right.

VGH, MVH ANCESTOR!

Bale has Twink'd before

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The third picture is making me uncomfortable... I like to meme and everything, but...

 

[jye4ever]

I'll agree there. He has a very symetrical face in some pictures, and in others he looks a bit too Anglo-ish. Still, he has major aesthetics.

Don't make me get out my Buck Breaking art and memes.

You like Tariq Nasheed? His early work was a little too K-Flex-y for my taste. But when Buck Breaking came out in '21, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole documentary has a clear, crisp image, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the events depicted factual credence. He's been compared to Michael Moore, but I think Tariq has a far more gripping, raw sense of realism.


Joke's on him though, he's merely LARPing. I actually wuz Kangz and whatnot, verily.

Him on the very left, me on the right.

VGH, MVH ANCESTOR!


The third picture is making me uncomfortable... I like to meme and everything, but...

You lose me so easily lol

It’s all just so overwhelming…

Lets ask Wor-Gar…

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

He looks kind of coo....no, no... NO!! Think

Keaton...think about Keaton...

 

[greygoose]

He looks kind of coo....no, no... NO!! Think

Keaton...think about Keaton...

 

[Victοr]

You lose me so easily lol

Lets ask Wor-Gar…

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Tariq is a modern intellectual and you owe to yourself to be more knowledgeable of such men of importance. I'm just trying to educate y'all. Do it for the culture fam. Fr fr no cap he's bussin on gawd.

He looks kind of coo....no, no... NO!! Think

Keaton...think about Keaton...

Keaton's old. Busted. He's got no hair. His **** doesn't work. Meanwhile Battinson is out here blasting Green Day, pulverising fools and COLONISING left and right.

 

[snoop101]

Blasting Green Day? No thanks.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I think this is Batman's best look.

 

[Victοr]

Blasting Green Day? No thanks.

Maybe he's blasting Linkin Park.



Or he's really going to town with Nirvana's ballads.

Or maybe he's a Patrician and is playing only the best.

Spoiler

Gen X Batman, Y2K Batman, take your pick. These are literally the only two options for Battinson.

 

[ZE_501]

Tariq is a -

WTAF is wrong with this worl -- never mind. Don't answer that.