The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[Mondragon]

Hats off to Disney for using Book of Boba to confirm that Fett has and always will be a lame *** character.

I wonder how bad all the other Bounty Hunters were for Fett to be the most infamous and feared lol.

Wasn't Greedo part of the guild?

So Fett's whole rep is based on "Well at least he was better than Greedo"

Truth is Fett never even captured Solo, Vader did.
Fett just tracked him out of the garbage.
Next time we saw Fett in "action" he was falling into the Sarlacc.

 

[jye4ever]

This is hands down the worse Star Wars since the holiday special yes worst than the PT and ST yes yes yes worse than even AOTC deal with it lol

 

[The Buffinator]

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Mos Vespa .....

You have to admire the attention to detail in the script. These kids have NO jobs and have to steal water, yet can afford to not only own but pimp out their flying Norelcos. And apparently garage them as well, judging by the flawless paint and gleaming chrome. JFC, there’s simply no way they should look like that in such a harsh environment unless they were just ridden off the showroom floor.

 

[Mondragon]

Vs.

Next: cyber-Mods vs Rockers in Star Wars

Should we expect Göransson musical reference, if the universe has any sense of humor Boba O'Riley will be trending by next ep.

 

[jye4ever]

You have to admire the attention to detail in the script. These kids have NO jobs and have to steal water, yet can afford to not only own but pimp out their flying Norelcos. And apparently garage them as well, judging by the flawless paint and gleaming chrome. JFC, there’s simply no way they should look like that in such a harsh environment unless they were just ridden off the showroom floor.

Fett’s first paycheck included bonuses lol

But I think it’s not that they couldn’t afford water but that they weren’t happy at the rising costs.

Wait how dare you trying to trick me into justifying this crap lol

 

[jye4ever]

This show should be called

“The Book of May I”

 

[The Buffinator]

Was I the only one who really wanted the Rancor to straight up bite off BF’s head when he walked up to pet it? But alas, it seems they decided not to stop with Boba when it came to castrating OT characters.

 

[The Buffinator]

Fett’s first paycheck included bonuses lol

And apparently a time machine too, as they had their rides before working for him.

 

[jye4ever]

And apparently a time machine too, as they had their rides before working for him.

I bet that Boba bonus paid for an extra layer of polish and foam wax to the undercarriage at Espa’s Vespa Car Wash lol

 

[Spartan Rex]

So that’s what happened to Griff Tannens cyber gang!
How did the Wookiee not break Fetts back?
How did he even get that far into the palace?
…and he didn’t bring his blaster why?

Absolutely loathe this show.

 

[Sachiel]

You have to admire the attention to detail in the script. These kids have NO jobs and have to steal water, yet can afford to not only own but pimp out their flying Norelcos.

Their attire, too. They look like they just stopped by Tatooine for a little fun on their way to Canto Bight.

 

[Mondragon]

Was I the only one who really wanted the Rancor to straight up bite off BF’s head when he walked up to pet it? But alas, it seems they decided not to stop with Boba when it came to castrating OT characters.

Just add it to your ever growing new SW canon:


Han is so deadbeat lame commits suicide by his own brat.
Leia is now the worst, least inspiring leader,
Luke is the utimate failed Jedi
The Emperor is only mostly dead.
R2 can fly
Bro b'Fett is a really nice guy.
Sarlacc is not all-powerful definition of pain and suffering
Tuskens are just misunderstood.

And now
Rancors are complex gentle beings.

 

[abake]

I dread seeing this episode now.
But fear not, I shall endure it. At leat I'll have all your comments to keep me company while I watch it.

 

[The Buffinator]

Just add it to your ever growing new SW canon:


Han is so deadbeat lame commits suicide by his own brat.
Leia is now the worst, least inspiring leader,
Luke is the utimate failed Jedi
The Emperor is only mostly dead.
R2 can fly
Bro b'Fett is a really nice guy.
Sarlaac is not all-powerful definition of pain and suffering
Tuskens are just misunderstood.

And now
Rancors are complex gentle beings.

And best of all, SW now has its very own Scoobinator Gang. And by best I mean worst lol…

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

After a second viewing I still hate the Nickelodeon moped gang but there were some positives in spite of them imo.

First, some of the things that I didn't like:
- I already mentioned the stupid kids, but I hated that they had to bail out Fett against Krrsantan.
- I was hoping for an epic battle of Fett vs Krrsantan (may still happen)
- The chase. I think it would have been great if Fett would have flown and landed ahead of the fleeing Mayor's Aide and calmly took one well placed shot with it coming to a stop right in front of him.
- The Mayor's Aide's speeder looks like it came off the same lot in Hazzard County as Boss Hog's Cadillac Eldorado. The only thing missing was the big steer horns hood ornament.

Some positives:
- The Rancor
- Krrsantan taking on the two Gamorrean Guards ( I'm definitely looking forward to some Krrsantan figures)
- I actually didn't mind Danny Trejo - he seems like a perfect Rancor Keeper
- Boba Fett flying in reminded me of when Jango captured Anakin in AOTC

I was actually kind of bummed to see that the Tusken tribe got wiped out. I wonder if the youngling and his Massif got away as well as the female warrior.

I'm still gonna have to watch this again with my Wife and Son tonight.

 

[Bravomite]

If episode 4 is any better they should just release that now to wipe the taste out of our mouths (yum yum taste like green milk to me) before the internet gets in full swing ripping this a new pit of carkoon.

 

[Mondragon]

The Mayor's Aide's speeder looks like it came off the same lot in Hazzard County as Boss Hog's Cadillac Eldorado. The only thing missing was the big steer horns hood ornament.

Duke's of Hazard had better chase scenes, and they literally drove around in circles every ep.,till one final jump.

If we're lucky we'll get the final easteregg, as Boss Fett settles in, those Tatooine boys Bigs and Luke jr. show up running illegal sunshine "water" across county lines.

 

[user 64404]

The book of boba fett is unfortunately what you gets when you have Favreau writings without a proper director to polish it better.
Favreau and Rodrigues are definitely a bad match and this was obvious in the Mandalorian Boba episode.

Let's hope for the next ones:

At least Kenobi is written by Joby Harold and directed by Deborah Chow.
Andor is created by Tony Gilroy(Rogue One writter) with Joby Harold,Ben Caron and Susanna White directing episodes.

 

[jye4ever]

I can’t believe a show titled BOBA FETT had the biggest action set piece involve those unknown kids and not the title character AT ALL

 

[Asta]

Duke's of Hazard had better chase scenes, and they literally drove around in circles every ep.,till one final jump.

The series already jumped the shark, just waiting for someone to jump the Great Pit of Carkoon too!