The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Fennec being the proficient killer bounty hunter and legacy character Fett a complete bumbling ***** on HIS OWN SHOW is just more Lucasfilm nonsense that just reeks of the Kathleen Kennedy regime.

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If Kennedy were in charge of the MCU, it would have been Pepper Potts doing the snap, while enduring minimal damage.

 

[Khev]

This was the rematch we waited 39 years for?!??

 

[Sassafras]

Of all the fandoms out there..... All fandoms are crazy to some degree, but none have the creep-factor that this one does. This picture is actually disturbing. Most of these people are harmless, im sure. Yet i cant help but think, many of them have at least one mental bolt that missed being tightened, and more than a few have several bolts hanging by a literal thread.

Something about this just screams, DERANGED. Perhaps i am just too judge-y.

The rankness of those costumes after a day of running around in them would melt brain cells. Say what u like about 1/6 dolly collectors, at least we worry about dust, mold, and whether that particular boot strap is screen accurate or not.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

This was the rematch we waited 39 years for?!??

I never expected a rematch because it was nothing personal. The Sarlacc is in its natural habitat eating whatever falls down the hole. There's no malicious intent, and I think Boba understood that, but was still dumb enough to fall right back into it. He must be the first person to ever escape the sarlacc and also the first to go back into it willingly. That's a special kind of stupid.

 

[Sassafras]

Fennec being the proficient killer bounty hunter and legacy character Fett a complete bumbling ***** ON HIS OWN SHOW is just more Lucasfilm nonsense that just reeks of the Kathleen Kennedy regime.

https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/star-wars-the-mandalorian-save-the-book-of-boba
But - and dunno - could the argument be made that over-explaining started with Lucas? Way back don't recall really needing to know every detail about how Vader became Vader. But then there it was.

Meanwhile the article just tells me that someone couldn't really come up with a truly great story for Boba, and now i know more than I needed, like the color of his underwear

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ah-ha! I know what happened to Boba Fett....

That chart Khev posted above, the right bottom corner says: "the Sarlacc absorbs the intellect of its victims".... ah-ha!!! Genius!

 

[Khev]

"the Sarlacc absorbs the intellect of its victims"....

"The scar left by Boba Fett during his first escape" tells you that that is indeed true, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Maybe Boba was secretly looking for his intellect, but was embarrassed and told Fennec he was going back inside to search for his "armor". That makes more sense now.

 

[ebor]

This was the rematch we waited 39 years for?!??

SEE! Even the Male Sarlacc is useless! Kennedy must have seen this poster and went 'Yup...I approve!"

 

[Prime Clone]

To be fair, fans wanted a Boba Fett story. This is the kind of thing that can happen when you get one. Some tales are simply better left untold.

In the AOTC BTS video posted earlier Rick McCallum is positively gushing about how fans were finally going to see Boba's origin. And we all know how that went.

Sad that the only live-action Boba stories we got were as a child and a senior citizen.

This was the rematch we waited 39 years for?!??

At least Marvel had the good sense to put him back in the Sarlacc - along with an entire Sandcrawler!!

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

This was the rematch we waited 39 years for?!??

This diagram clearly illustrates that even the "Firespray Gunship's " blaster cannons cannot penetrate through the sand. Yet somehow ***** Fett was able tunnel his way to the surface after punching through the side wall of the giant sand ****** he fell into. Maybe this traumatic experience is why he is afraid to hook up with his sexy caretaker.

 

[ZE_501]

The rankness of those costumes after a day of running around in them would melt brain cells. Say what u like about 1/6 dolly collectors, at least we worry about dust, mold, and whether that particular boot strap is screen accurate or not.

Not all geeks are the same kind of animal, no pun intended. Unless we're talking extremes, there's really not much comparison between a 1/6 doll collector and someone who dresses up like a furry cartoon animal other than they're both niche pursuits, but so are a lot of things.

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Boba had zero plan and no idea what to do. It's amazing. He only shot at the sarlacc because Fennec told him too.

I don't understand ... he thought his armour was still in the Sarlacc? I guess he doesn't remember getting pistol-whipped and robbed by the Jawas?

I find it hard to believe that a Firespray class gunship's blaster cannons can't damage it, sand or not ... and that a fast interstellar ship with powerful engines and repulsor field technology can't extricate itself from a couple of tentacles. This is the same creature that let go of Lando when a small calibre weapon was discharged on the tentacle in question.

 

[Khev]

This is the same creature that let go of Lando when a small calibre weapon was discharged on the tentacle in question.

That's because blind upside down Han is still more competent than Boba Fett IN HIS SPACESHIP, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

In the AOTC BTS video posted earlier Rick McCallum is positively gushing about how fans were finally going to see Boba's origin.

Rick McCallum gushing should have been warning enough where this was going to go.

 

[The Buffinator]

Maybe Boba was secretly looking for his intellect, but was embarrassed and told Fennec he was going back inside to search for his "armor". That makes more sense now.

But having lost his intellect, didn’t that mean he was too stupid to realize it was gone?

 

[Mandible]

I think Boba should go back and look inside the Sarlacc again for those braids and cape.

I think Boba needs to go back inside there and look for himself, because the **** is seriously lost.

 

[Mandible]

 

[jye4ever]

I like it when he is feeding and petting the bantha like a puppy to say goodbye Fennec looks at him with a what the **** are you doing look lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I like it when he is feeding and petting the bantha like a puppy to say goodbye Fennec looks at him with a what the **** are you doing look lol

She gives him those looks all the time.

 

[Ramatuelle]

Im still not mad at Tem, or any of the cast. None of the cast is at fault. None of them are Lawrence Olivier or Meryl Streep. Completely understood.

I dont think any less of Boba, this isnt his fault, he didnt ask for his EU/Legends persona to be attacked like this. i am keeping all my preorders, I loved him before this and I will love him after this.

I am mad at Filoni and Favreau, and the whole production team and everyone who greenlit any part of this crap, with the possible exception of episode 2. My anger is quite hot. You done humiliated my boy, one of my fave SW characters ever. The fans are not thanking you for it, other than the casuals. And I can just imagine how bright my rage will be after Rodriquez Spy Kids the whole final episode.

You want to turn a Rottweiler into a toy poodle. And for what, one wonders? To what end? As a "**** you!!!!" to the fans? Why, for gods sake? Just make a new toy poodle..... The ST taught you nothing, we can see.