The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[darth dennis]

Normally I'd agree, but Hasbro is really ticking me off with this expectation they have that we're going to chase very limited runs of everything, at every last retailer only to get there and find out the entire run was sniped by an ebay reseller's army of bots. No Bueno and I'm going to stop doing it. That last Target exclusive REALLY pissed me off and from now on, if I cant get off EE, BBTS or Amazon I ain't a-doing it.

I have spoken.

EDIT: here's the figure I was talking about, my inability to score this one induced rage palpable on the nearest Richter Scale device:

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I was surprised that I was able to get a pre-order in on this one. We'll see if I end up with a cancelation notice from Target as I've heard that's a thing...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

In just a few hours Fett will hop back into the Firespray to continue the search for his armor!

That gif makes me wonder about all the Ming/Fennec sexual innuendos on the set of the show. The Sarlacc scene alone must have been a riot.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

.... I wonder what fresh indignities they will visit upon our boy this week?

Meanwhile here's someone's really cool pic of the Hasbro Darksaber:

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I have that thing, it's pretty cool. Probably the last Hasbro saber I'll buy though.

 

[jye4ever]

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All will be forgiven if Cobb Vanth shows up tho.

That gives me such fond memories of running to the convenience store back in the motherland when I was just a wee lad.

 

[Khev]

Mando's first flight in his new ride:

Boba Fett piloting a ship he's flown his entire life:

 

[jye4ever]

Mando's first flight in his new ride:

Boba Fett piloting a ship he's flown his entire life:

Man they really hammered home that he is an incompetent ***** didn’t they lol

 

[Ramatuelle]

I have that thing, it's pretty cool. Probably the last Hasbro saber I'll buy though.

Can't blame you there! I *really want* one. And I REALLY DON'T want to pay $300 for it.

I own two other sabers, one was $100-ish and the other one was $150-ish. And that seems fair enough.

 

[Mondragon]

Man they really hammered home that he is an incompetent ***** didn’t they lol

This will forever be his legacy.

If Fennec hadn't killed it for him, he'd be back again this time trying to ride a Bantha down in there, going - "I think I might have left my ship in there?"

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Mando's first flight in his new ride:

Boba Fett piloting a ship he's flown his entire life:

This is great

 

[a-dev]

Can't wait for the BoBF Pitch Meeting

*deflated producer guy upon hearing the above scene described to him* ''ugghh....sure...sure, I guess that might aswell happen''

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Can't blame you there! I *really want* one. And I REALLY DON'T want to pay $300 for it.

I own two other sabers, one was $100-ish and the other one was $150-ish. And that seems fair enough.

It's pretty pricey for a toy lightsaber but at least they did a good job with it. It's heavy. I got it on sale at Gamestop for a little over $200.

 

[greygoose]

Mando's first flight in his new ride:

Boba Fett piloting a ship he's flown his entire life:

I kinda feel bad comparing Coyote to Boba Fett. Coyote was using inferior Acme products and was up against a worthy opponent.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

This will forever be his legacy.

If Fennec hadn't killed it for him, he'd be back again this time trying to ride a Bantha down in there, going - "I think I might have left my ship in there?"

Boba Fett is full of hits, he's like a ******** Elvis. The little robot, the door, the Vespa kids, like a bantha, just to name a few. He's even overweight like Elvis wad by the end.

 

[Khev]

This will forever be his legacy.

That was truly the moment that Favreau made this version of Boba Fett the single dumbest ***** in the history of Star Wars.

For 39 years we hand-waved his stupid death in ROTJ as him being drunk, caught off guard, victim of a fluky bad day, you name it. But then Favreau decides that after he escapes probably the single greatest terror in all of SW he gets his ship, goes back, and immediately and deliberately puts himself right back in the situation above.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

That was truly the moment that Favreau made this version of Boba Fett the single dumbest ***** in the history of Star Wars.

There are two episodes left.

 

[jye4ever]

Before the 1st episode of BOBF I would’ve never believed that Slave 1 gif was real

Like no way in hell would anyone other than my wife no less a skilled adult bounty hunter put their vehicle in that predicament.

 

[darth dennis]

I am now 100% more excited for this thread than the actual show itself. My head canon ended after Episode 16 of Mando for my boy Boba so anything else done to him is just fodder for you fine, comedic individuals.

 

[greygoose]

There are two episodes left.

What do we talk about once it's over?!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

This used to be a joke, but now anything is possible.

 

[greygoose]

Before the 1st episode of BOBF I would’ve never believed that Slave 1 gif was real

Like no way in hell would anyone other than my wife no less a skilled adult bounty hunter put their vehicle in that predicament.

Seeing it in GIF form really hammers home the sheer stupidity of it.