Re: The Dark Knight Rises
then why is his equipment crap
Batman does what Batman does.
'Batman has no limits.' - Bruce Wayne
then why is his equipment crap
Batman does what Batman does.
'Batman has no limits.' - Bruce Wayne
b/c batman needs to drive on more rooftops
then why is his equipment crap
You're quoting me too quick!!!! I went to post that and 5 more posts came before mine. (Had to repost and quote you.) I totally ruined the effect.
I need a Ric Flair gif to pull me out of this one.
My Grandmother said it best, my 2 favorite quotes from her were:
"One can never have enough Tumbler in their life"
"There can never be too much Tumbler in a Batman movie"
God rest her soul.
Bane does not have to be hulk size to be intimidating. ____ the comic book Bane, keep the movie Bane normal size and just have him be a rabid ____ing animal.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
If they ever decide to market the Tumbler, I've come up with a few, possible campaign slogans. Let me know what you think.
Brainstorm #1:
*spoken in deep, manly, mysterious movie theater preview guy voice*
"Introducing the all-new Tumbler....*pause* *unveils Tumbler on-screen*.....Running late? No worries."
*throws 5-year old keys to Tumbler. Camera pans out Tumbler drives off, during rush hour traffic in downtown Gotham*
Brainstorm #2:
*spoken in deep, manly, mysterious movie theater preview guy voice yet again*
"Ram truck owners say 'If you can't dodge it, RAM IT!'....*pause*
But what if you can't ram it?"
*cuts to screen-shot of a scared Ram truck owner awe-struck while Tumbler engine revs loudly*
"Introducing the all-new Tumbler. If you can't ram it, well....we've got you covered."
Jye, I want you to direct these commercials. I'm driving up. We start filming this weekend.
Umm, wanna see Harry Potter while you're here
Spoiler:
I'm going tonight. I'll swing by afterwards?
According to an 8 year old who would not cite sources, the chanting is "another language" and translates to "he rises".
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