The ten stupidest action figures in the world ever!

[wookster]

THE TEN STUPIDEST ACTION FIGURES IN THE WORLD EVER...
Or so Vice magazine thinks!

https://www.viceland.com/wp/2010/02/the-10-stupidest-action-figures-in-the-world-ever/

 

[Deckard]

That one with the dildo is scary.

But the Rocky figure is awesome, I want that hanging on my wall MOC.

"Is a tiny plastic representation of a piece of meat an action figure? Unfortunately yes, because it’s on the racks with a price tag, in between little figures of Carl Weathers and Dolph Lundgren"

 

[EVILFACE]

Gay Bob

 

[galactiboy]

Actually not a bad list... more than I expected after reading the opening line:

When I was a kid I had a plastic 3″ version of Carrie Fisher I wouldn’t go to bed without.

And on a fun note, those pics of "the Director" figure are from the review I did for MWCtoys

 

[The Craw]

i always thought "the meat" was awesome. it was a fun addition to that Rocky line. any political figure shouldn't be an action figure. unless they are about 100+ years dead like george washington.

 

[Jessica]

LOL! Man, that's a small dildo.

 

[The Josh]

All I have to say to some of those is OMG.

 

[mr.thrifty]

Is it just me or is "Gay bob" actually Bill Murry??

 

[ScorpionDeadman]

I think all action men should look like Bob..

 

[ArmoredFoe]

I think Gay bob was the best worst action figure in that bunch.

 

[Batty]

I bet Pix would want that Mozart figure.

 

[Darth Madden]

Darn, I can't go to the link at work... guess I'll have to check it out tonight.

 

[King Darkness]

Thats awesome that Hot Toys made that list

 

[ScorpionDeadman]

How could they call Gay Bob an Action figure..

 

[Jessica]

How could they call Gay Bob an Action figure..

Cause guys don't play with dolls.

 

[Protozaius]

I agreed with most of the inclusions (those Spiderman figures are head scratchers) except for the Obama figure. In this modern era of action figures, figures of the Prez is really nothing new. The likeness and articulation is fairly decent for the figure. I think the author is just taking some time to do some political bashing.

To assert my own political agenda, I find THIS figure to be far more stupid (and just a tad offensive) than the Obama figure:

 

[Voorhees27]

Gay Bob

 

[Bamboota]

Gay Bob

Ditto!

 

[SimFeliz]

Never seen that Gay Bob doll. I have 2 of the Billy Dolls & TOF, which are similar.

 

[Bamboota]

These dudes comments on that page are funny:
"I love the way Gay Bob’s ____ looks like Alice The Goon’s nose."