The Will Smith slaps Chris Rock thread - plus Sam Jackson gets his Oscar

[The Buffinator]

This is the best post Oscar night ever just wait until you see the JL award lol

The what now?

 

[jye4ever]

The what now?

Best Twitter/Oscar cinematic cheer moment results:

• 5. The Matrix (1999) - Neo Dodging the Bullets
• 4. Dreamgirls (2006) - Effie White Singing "I’m Telling You"
• 3. Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Avengers Assemble to Fight Thanos
• 2. Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) - Three Spider-Men Team Up
• 1. Zack Snyder's Justice League(2021) - The Flash Enters Speed Force

 

[jye4ever]

Buffinator: “Keep ZSJL out of your ******* mouth!”

 

[The Buffinator]

Best Twitter/Oscar cinematic cheer moment results:

• 5. The Matrix (1999) - Neo Dodging the Bullets
• 4. Dreamgirls (2006) - Effie White Singing "I’m Telling You"
• 3. Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Avengers Assemble to Fight Thanos
• 2. Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) - Three Spider-Men Team Up
• 1. Zack Snyder's Justice League(2021) - The Flash Enters Speed Force

Seriously??? I guess the Snyderettes are still infesting the Twitterverse lol. Where's Phoebe Cates' topless scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

 

[The Buffinator]

Buffinator: Keep ZSJL out of your ******* mouth!

Calm down Jye - you need to save your strength for surgery!

 

[Wor-Gar]

The audience is up on its feet!!!!

 

[Khev]

Buffinator: Keep ZSJL out of your ******* mouth!

Holy freaking crap, lol.

 

[The Buffinator]

The audience is up on its feet!!!!

....and they proceed to walk out of the theater laughing and shaking their heads...

 

[Wor-Gar]

4 of those 5 "winners" are NOT cheer moments. Only "Avengers... assemble" works as an immediate clap moment.

Out of touch is an understatement for the Oscars. The money they spend that could have been donated to the Ukraine for instance. The need to pat themselves on the back.

And of course, the punch heard 'round the world.

 

[The Buffinator]

Best Twitter/Oscar cinematic cheer moment results:

• 5. The Matrix (1999) - Neo Dodging the Bullets
• 4. Dreamgirls (2006) - Effie White Singing "I’m Telling You"
• 3. Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Avengers Assemble to Fight Thanos
• 2. Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) - Three Spider-Men Team Up
• 1. Zack Snyder's Justice League(2021) - The Flash Enters Speed Force

How can it be a cinematic cheer moment when it never played in cinemas?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

LOVE IT! I just wish Smith wasn't defending that cheating slut. Not worth it. But hey, love it. Made Rock look like a *****. He did nothing and said nothing. He even forgot his lines.

 

[Khev]

Just announced that Rock isn't pressing charges.

 

[Wor-Gar]

He would never. Would make him look petty.

 

[The Buffinator]

LOVE IT! I just wish Smith wasn't defending that cheating slut. Not worth it. But hey, love it. Made Rock look like a *****. He did nothing and said nothing. He even forgot his lines.

Rock's joke was in extremely poor taste, but Smith came off looking like a classless street thug.

 

[The Buffinator]

Just announced that Rock isn't pressing charges.

That's because their agents probably already agreed on a dollar figure so he wouldn't have to...

 

[Khev]

Rock's joke was in extremely poor taste, but Smith came off looking like a classless street thug.

I don't even know that it was in that poor taste. His "insult" was to compare her to a badass character that Demi Moore looked really good playing.

Jada could have owned it and been all "hell yeah that's me."

 

[Wor-Gar]

Chris' joke may have been in poor taste (if you know Jada has an issue) but so are a lot of comedians jokes. But if you silence one, you have to silence them all.

 

[The Buffinator]

Well now all the comedians will be making jokes about Will rather than Jada. Hell, Rock can now talk smack about him anytime he wants and Smith can't say a damn thing about it lol...

 

[MGS_OldBoy57]

I thought it was disturbing that everyone went on with the show like nothing happened. Smith talking about being a vessel for love after winning the award… all very odd.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Can we change the thread title to "Oscar Smackdown" now...?