Things I Love

[GrueSam]

 

[devilof76]

What the ____ have you monkeys done to my thread?

 

[DiFabio]

What the ____ have you monkeys done to my thread?

It appears as though we have shat on it.

 

[devilof76]

That's cool. I have just the shovel to put your shat back where it came from.

Or if you prefer...

 

[DiFabio]

None of the above.

Might want to double up though, especially for Maglor's jaggy ____. Wouldn't want to tear those gloves and risk infection.

If you prefer, you could always use your bare hands.

 

[Skiman]

What the ____ have you monkeys done to my thread?

 

[devilof76]

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None of the above.

Might want to double up though, especially for Maglor's jaggy ____. Wouldn't want to tear those gloves and risk infection.

If you prefer, you could always use your bare hands.

I stated my preferences. I wasn't asking for yours.

 

[DiFabio]

I stated my preferences. I wasn't asking for yours.

I gave them anyway.

And actually, ya kinda did ask my preference by giving me the choice between the sawtooth shat shovel or the pitchfork (which wouldn't be ideal for a "steamy heapy" or "the firehouse" by the way).

Or if you prefer.

You better hurry, this thread is starting to stink.

 

[devilof76]

I gave the option of the shovel with the big steel teeth, or the pitchfork in three different varieties of shove it up your ass. Any would be ideal for my purposes. Be thankful I was generous enough to ask before I started returning your gifts. I could have just found a post-holer and kicked it in with my boot, without benefit of foreplay.

 

[FLOSI]

May I suggest:

 

[devilof76]

I'm sold.

Pucker up _______s.

 

[DiFabio]

Damn using that, if feces doesn't get on you, flesh and blood certainly will.

 

[devilof76]

Stop playing hard to get. You know you love it.

 

[DiFabio]

Nah, I'm not into torture ____ that's right up Maglor's, alley though.

You'll have to get his consent, I can't answer for him after what happened last time.

 

[devilof76]

As far as I'm concerned, everyone who ____ in this thread was begging for it.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Oh that's just great. You show up for your once-in-a-blue-moon visit and ditch us just that fast.

 

[LaMelnik]

Sam backed out cause she had to go contribute her own Thumper Dumper....

 

[Maglor]

I gave the option of the shovel with the big steel teeth, or the pitchfork in three different varieties of shove it up your ass. Any would be ideal for my purposes. Be thankful I was generous enough to ask before I started returning your gifts. I could have just found a post-holer and kicked it in with my boot, without benefit of foreplay.

 

[Skiman]

 

[DiFabio]

Chris Redfield is gonna get . . . loved tenderly.