Things I Love

[devilof76]

...I want to be an alien monkey boy...

I absolutely do not see an old school Hollywood glamour in her.

Then you should see The Tourist.

 

[thenammagazine]

...I want to be an alien monkey boy...

You better be sure.

Then you should see The Tourist.

That movie sucked so bad it performed autofellatio. Depp was trying his damnedest to kick his Sparrow accent/quirks, Jolie's acting was so awful it was like watching those supplement budget infomercials and the plot, overall, was so ____ing predictable you know the end of the flick midway through the train scene. 103 minutes I'll never get back.

 

[devilof76]

That thing's not simian. I refuse to believe it. (Jayyyyzeus...delete that ____.)

You didn't like The Tourist because you're not a sap, but that's not the point. The point is that she was intensely glamorous, and not a skank.

 

[thenammagazine]

The point is that she was intensely glamorous, and not a skank.

Debatable. Paris Hilton can dress up nice too, and she's still a skank.

 

[Skiman]

 

[Darth Cruel]

Holy crap, Ski! This just made me flash back to a night when a buddy and I went to a bar and a woman who looked just like this started trying to get us to take her home. She must have been a crack whore because she was hitting on us and was with this huge dude who I think was her pimp. When we told her no, she turned up the heat and she was so messed up on whatever she was on, she accidentally spit out a partial plate that hit my buddy right in the fly!

I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face!

 

[devilof76]

Debatable. Paris Hilton can dress up nice too, and she's still a skank.

I don't see it. Hilton can't compare.

What about Scarlett Johanssen? Look at the gutters she's been playing in. Is Sean Penn cleaner than Billy Bob Thornton?

 

[Skiman]

Holy crap, Ski! This just made me flash back to a night when a buddy and I went to a bar and a woman who looked just like this started trying to get us to take her home. She must have been a crack whore because she was hitting on us and was with this huge dude who I think was her pimp. When we told her no, she turned up the heat and she was so messed up on whatever she was on, she accidentally spit out a partial plate that hit my buddy right in the fly!

I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face!

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGG5x92Wng"]Old Hag Syndrome - Sleep Paralysis - The Terror in the NIght. - YouTube[/ame]

 

[thenammagazine]

Holy crap, Ski! This just made me flash back to a night when a buddy and I went to a bar and a woman who looked just like this started trying to get us to take her home. She must have been a crack whore because she was hitting on us and was with this huge dude who I think was her pimp. When we told her no, she turned up the heat and she was so messed up on whatever she was on, she accidentally spit out a partial plate that hit my buddy right in the fly!

I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face!

WINNER! "So... how much for a gumjob?"

I don't see it. Hilton can't compare.

What about Scarlett Johanssen? Look at the gutters she's been playing in. Is Sean Penn cleaner than Billy Bob Thornton?

Is a frog's ass watertight?

 

[devilof76]

Sean Penn slept with Madonna. A lot.

 

[jonny88]

I don't see it. Hilton can't compare.

What about Scarlett Johanssen? Look at the gutters she's been playing in. Is Sean Penn cleaner than Billy Bob Thornton?

Scarlett Johanssen l dont think is a skank. Just because a girl had been with some questionable men doesn't make her a skank. Skank is the numbers game. Angelina and Paris aren't really comparable except both are skanks, but Angelina is a classy skank who is actually sexy (Paris is ugly as hell, stupid too), but they have both been having sex with all kinds of people their whole lives. I mean Angeina lost her virginity to her moms boyfriend when she was 13 what the hell is that, and her wanting guys to cut her while they are having sex and doing all kinds of hard drugs.

I think Angenlina is weird, she hates her dad (if it wasn't for him she would probably be a hooker). She made out with her brother on the red carpet. God knows what else she has done.

 

[devilof76]

So do you make distinctions between skanks that behaved the way they did because they were spoiled brats, and those who did because they had serious issues?

And I agree that Scarlett is no skank. Just trying to get things clear. I am relatively skank illiterate.

 

[jonny88]

So do you make distinctions between skanks that behaved the way they did because they were spoiled brats, and those who did because they had serious issues?.

I don't make distinctions netween the two. A **** is a **** whether they are rich or poor.

 

[devilof76]

I don't care. She's still beautiful.

 

[jonny88]

I don't care. She's still beautiful.

I don't find her drooling, but If she walked in my house right now, yeah l would put a rubber on and go to town.

If Paris Hilton walked into my house right now l would pay her to get the F out.

 

[devilof76]

I'd make Paris Hilton pay me to get the ____ out.

 

[FLOSI]

Skanks are great... I don't understand all the negative pub you guys are giving them??

 

[devilof76]

I don't dislike Hilton because she's a skank. I think she's boring. By the same token, I don't dislike Jolie at all. Skank, or not.

These guys are prejudiced, for sure.

 

[Project_A]

 

[azurepred]

Sean Penn slept with Madonna. A lot.

Madonna wasn't bad back in the day. If Paris Hilton is a skank, so is Kim Kardashian. They're both attention whores too, and that's almost as bad. I don't even know why were talking about them, it should be illegal