Things I Love

[Lejuan]

every single person in here is a manboy nerd sir... thats not much of an insult.
that would be like a sumo wrestler calling another sumo wrestler a "fatty mc fat pants" as an insult lol.

If one sumo wrestler called another sumo wrestler a sookie-lala fatty mc'fat pants it'd be a whole different story.

Not all complaining or criticizing is whining. When they whine, they need to be called names.

Dave not making you a mod beggars belief.

I wasn't aware of any Irish requirement to hate Murray. There's some English that don't like him though.

I think it's because he wins sometimes. The English are often suspicious of people who win at things.

 

[devilof76]

Dave not making you a mod beggars belief.

I know, right?

 

[fosing]

season of the shroomz.

 

[pixletwin]

Whining: "This soup is horrible. It is the worst soup ever made. Is the chef a complete *****? I demand a new soup right this second!!!!"

Complaining: "There seems to be a touch too much salt in my soup. Could you please fix that?"

In other words, it seems to be an issue of what is/isn't tactful.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Complaining: My food is too hot daddy, I can't eat it.

Whining: But I don't want to eat my vegetables, waaaaaah.....

 

[Mr. Green]

*Poof*

 

[Lejuan]

Takeaway owner, confronted by armed robber, serves another customer instead

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-owner-ignores-armed-robber-new-zealand-video

 

[fosing]

he showed him a "taste of egypt" alright.

 

[devilof76]

Plead not guilty to operating after suspension today.

 

[The Ween]

Plead not guilty to operating after suspension today.

You really need to slow down!

Good luck though!

 

[AllisonAmy]

Plead not guilty to operating after suspension today.

Get 'em...

 

[devilof76]

I was gonna get 'em. Turns out I have a legitimate case for dismissal.

You really need to slow down!

Good luck though!

Failure to show proof of insurance, but I was insured. Just lost the card. I didn't send the ticket back in time and the suspension went into effect as soon as the window to contest was up. Then I got pulled over when my registration expired. He let me go on the registration, but summonsed me for OAS. If I had been pulled over again after that, I'd have been arrested, charged as a habitual offender, and my license would be suspended for five years. I drove to work 5 more nights before I was legal again. Took over a week's pay to get my license back.

After talking to the defense lawyer, all I need is documentation proving I had insurance. Trial set for December.

 

[Mr. Green]

Do they still make people do license plate in jail? Like devilof76 license plate?

 

[fosing]

 

[Mr. Green]

Is that Tea+Meat or Team+Eat?

Eating tea is kinna gross. Unless that's a team that participate in an eating contest.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Tea+Me+At?

 

[Snake Plissken]

And all this time I thought crows was from Florida.

 

[YoNoSe]

I was gonna get 'em. Turns out I have a legitimate case for dismissal.



Failure to show proof of insurance, but I was insured. Just lost the card. I didn't send the ticket back in time and the suspension went into effect as soon as the window to contest was up. Then I got pulled over when my registration expired. He let me go on the registration, but summonsed me for OAS. If I had been pulled over again after that, I'd have been arrested, charged as a habitual offender, and my license would be suspended for five years. I drove to work 5 more nights before I was legal again. Took over a week's pay to get my license back.

After talking to the defense lawyer, all I need is documentation proving I had insurance. Trial set for December.

"Habitual offender" is more badass than "angel of light."

 

[EVILFACE]

I bet he stood up and yelled objection!!

 

[devilof76]

I flirted with the judge.

"Habitual offender" is more badass than "angel of light."

But not nearly as accurate.