Things I Love

[EVILFACE]

Damn, you must have some tribal woman to get that thing to fit.

 

[DiFabio]

CLU's mom doesn't complain. In fact speaking of CLU, I'm curious. Just how old are you, son.

It's been a few years since I've last saw you. You probably don't remember me.

 

[EVILFACE]

Yea, but isnt she mute?

 

[DiFabio]

It's all in the facial expressions. She looked pretty terrified at first, but now, she just passes out.

 

[CLU]

CLU's mom doesn't complain. In fact speaking of CLU, I'm curious. Just how old are you, son.

It's been a few years since I've last saw you. You probably don't remember me.

Dad? I was wondering where you went after running away with the fat gay guy down the street? Is he still slapping you around?

 

[DiFabio]

Dad? I was wondering where you went after running away with the fat gay guy down the street? Is he still slapping you around?

I must not be your father then, I do not recall ever fleeing with a rotund homosexual man. I'm sorry that happened to your father.

You seem to have an obsession with slapping, my dear boy. Personal problems at home? Care to talk about them?

Tell me about your mother,

 

[Voorhees27]

I f#$%ing love internet scraps! And for the record i'm 16" soft.

 

[CLU]

Personal problems at home?

Yes, your wife keeps interrupting my time with your mother.

 

[CLU]

I f#$%ing love internet scraps! And for the record i'm 16" soft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv5SGqdI4U

 

[DiFabio]

Yes, you're wife keeps interrupting my time with your mother.

That's the best you got?

And how dare you call me a wife. How did I interrupt your time with my Mother?

 

[CLU]

No but it's all you're worth giving.

That's the best you got?

 

[DiFabio]

I have a 14" ween in length and 6" in circumference.

CLU's mom doesn't complain.

 

[CLU]

CLU punched me in the face.

 

[Boba Ben]

CLU punched me in the face.

CLU is a goose and Fabio's face killed him.

 

[CLU]

We've all come to see CLU.

We're still waiting on DiFabio and Bobaben to get through with each other so we can be next.

 

[DiFabio]

That's Fabio, not DiFabio, therefore not me.

Face it, you got nothing on me. I didn't even have to call you out by your handle name and you understood what I meant with a pic.

I have quarreled with you and came out victorious. I also fornicated with your mother and ruined your very NAME.

The most damage you did to me was give me a headache.

I've owned you, now sit down or GTFO son.

 

[CLU]

^Theres that _____ talk again.

Also you're claiming victory when there wasn't even a war to begin. It is just the internet buddy,get a life.

 

[Maglor]

I f#$%ing love internet scraps! And for the record i'm 16" soft.

 

[Voorhees27]

Seriously, I f#$&ing love Snickers!

 

[Valfar]

I love winter because all the gangsta trash hate it and stay inside, crime rate drops.