Things that I marvel at

[Autumn Thunder]

Mark Ruffalo thinking he's relevant outside of playing a green monster.

 

[Snake Plissken]

https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/241335


Hamas founder dies after 'accidentally' shooting himself

 

[Snake Plissken]

The woman pissing in the urinal in the mensroom of my office.

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[crows]

The woman pissing in the urinal in the mensroom of my office.

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was she standing?

 

[Snake Plissken]

Squatting in it.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Tell her you **** in there and you don't want crabs.

 

[Snake Plissken]

There should be public only restrooms with the amount of savages we get. I don't know how many times there was homeless in there washing their dicks.

 

[Neal136]

There should be public only restrooms with the amount of savages we get. I don't know how many times there was homeless in there washing their dicks.

Good for them. Practicing proper personal hygiene is important.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Some bat**** crazy homeless guy got off the train and came into the headshop last week, packing a half-gallon of milk and a new box of nutter butters.

Was helping another custy when he came in, he wasn't there for long, then he left even before I finished with the current custy.

Go to the back where he was browsing and theres the half-gallon of milk, exploded in the middle of my ****ing water pipe show room. Dude left like 3/4's of the nutter butters all crumbled up to.

****ing *******, at least tell me you spilled. ****ing weird enough that he brought a snack in anyways.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Many of times I've almost gotten into fist fights with them when I turn them down for money. I really don't want to get my fist cut on their tooth and I get Hepatitis.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Dude, some of them are persistent as ****.

 

[Snake Plissken]

And a lot of the time they're just scammers that probably make more money than you do.

 

[crows]

there was a guy that would go into the library barthroom and would use the urinal to wash his face and gargle water. (Clean his mouth i guess)
I dont know if he spoke english and he kinda looked asian (not that it means anything) he would do this once a week. he would flush the urinal and dunk his head in. then leave dripping wet.

 

[Snake Plissken]

there was a guy that would go into the library barthroom and would use the urinal to wash his face and gargle water. (Clean his mouth i guess)
I dont know if he spoke english and he kinda looked asian (not that it means anything) he would do this once a week. he would flush the urinal and dunk his head in. then leave dripping wet.

 

[Snake Plissken]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/amy-schumer-says-flat-raped-150656825.html

Amy Schumer says she was 'flat-out raped'

 

[ZaCHw117]

not so quick on the trigger there homie. the rapist could have thought she was a dude and that could have been his thing.

 

[Snake Plissken]

If it is true, he definitely thought it was a Bovine.

 

[Snake Plissken]

In all seriousness. How pathetic is it to try and get your career and spotlight back you need to stoop to this?

 

[crows]

Im surprised she even threw her friend SJW feminist king Aziz Ansari under the bus as well. I mean, Im glad she did, but im surprised she did

 

[crows]