The Clown Prince of Crime
Super Freak
Check out Thor's blue pants and classic boots.
That HT gonna be sweet
America's ass has got nothing on Australia's ass!
Aw I miss fat thor lol
It seems the Phoenix Force will be revealed as Thor’s true mother in the comics.
What hasn't been retconned at this point??
There were Avengers in 1 Million BC. And Wakandans were already **** Sapiens with a proper civilization. And there were Proto-Mutants with telepaths and cyclopses and elasticmen. And the Panther can weild Mjolnir and the Phoenix wants his ****. Across all ages. And Mephisto is the Avengers' greatest and earliest villain.
The X-Men have been Racial Supremacists from Day 1. Literally every fight with Magneto, Sinister and whoever else was for show. Xavier and the rest were in cahoots. So every dead person was acceptable collateral. Collateral in, basically, their act. Now, how that works beats me. Their plan is to literally replace humans by buying them out and outbreeding them while living in their ethnostate. All this was orchestrated by Moira whose mutant power is to go back to the start of her life everytime she dies, and this is her last shot to make muties survive. They sit around their island and have orgies. Jean and Cyclops live with their kids and Wolverine. Jean, Wolverine and Scott **** each other. In every position. And that's after Jean spent a whole mini event stuck inside Nate Grey's cuck fantasies where the world is a sex-free Utopia, but she gets ****ed by the genocidal murderer Bishop. Oh, and Mr. Sinister is now a full-blown mutant...clone...something. But Franklin Richards isn't, because he was merely using his Reality Warping powers to LARP as one. And now he's powerless. Oh, btw, Xavier and Magneto literally walked in Reed's lab, smashed his X-Gene detecting device, erased his designs from his mind, then told him to sit his flatscan ass down because this is the mutant age. Oh, those HiX-Men!
Tony Stark is adopted and his parents were Satanists/followers of Mephisto, while his brother, the actual Stark son, is a bioengineered alien baby made to pilot a space robot and he lived his entire life in an iron lung.
I really hate comics these days, I have to say. I'm retroactively hating the past too. Sometimes I get the urge to just throw them all in a barrel and burn them. I still want the damned figures though...
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