Jeremy K9
Super Freak
I have something almost as good...I have a relative who lets me use her debit card..and checking account. I don't make enough for taxes so all my money is " off the books "..freelance artist work has at least that perk going for it...if not much else. I don't keep any money in a bank...I had an account last year, but it was eating more in fees than I used it..so I closed it.
How the hell do you buy Dino Porn? Does this relative not mind that sort of thing?
Just go ahead and tell them to order you a CMStudio 1:1 Allosaurus. You'll pay them back later.