Something Sexy
Super Freak
Nice how you singled me out considering everyone else said basically the same thing. Your argument about me not seeing the whole thing is a strawman's argument. If you can't hook the viewer in the first ten minutes, you've failed at your goal. In this case, I found that intro less interesting than staring at a bug zapper and watching mosquitoes fry.
It's shot poorly. The choice of editing was clearly for the sake of art, but I felt that wasn't achieved at all. What was is that the viewer is forced into a migraine to understand what he's seeing. Again, great for a 3-minute metal video, horrible for anything longer than that.
It's tacky. I'm always a believer in the theory that less is more. Not because I don't appreciate gore (I do), but because 99.9% of the time what the viewer will imagine in their head is 1000x worse than what could be portrayed on screen. Additionally, having a woman crawl out from under that and squeeze her tits? Really? That might make a 13-year-old horror dork whack it 'till he's chaffed, but it seemed almost expected and lacking in any "shock" value compared to the stupid imagery before it.
I could pick apart the fail of special effects there, but seeing as how they didn't know how to shoot film, they probably had little to no understanding of human anatomy. So that's somewhat trivial.
Lastly, the only reason this imagery would stick in my mind after viewing it is not because of any left-brain "impact" but moreso self induced anguish. Less "OMG that ____ was ____ing craaaaaaaazy!" and more, "____, I can't believe I sat through that ____." Again, fail.
That's not to say that there won't be people who don't like it. But hey, there are also people in this world who enjoy eating ____. To each their own. If it floats your boat, go sailing.
Nam you know you liked to get core dumped on your chest.