WeDare

[The Mike]

I thought this was a goof but apparently it's a legit game coming out for the Wii in Europe...although I'm still not 100% sure it isn't a well made joke. Apparently there is a market for this? Despite the lead in, it's completely safe for work.

This is a trailer for WeDare, Ubisoft's "sexy party game" for the Wii that has players spank each other, do strip-teases, and jointly fellate the WiiMote. It is a tragedy of epic proportions, and that's despite the fact that it's only coming out in Europe. The idea that anyone would buy this makes me incredibly sad, and that's even if I assume they look like the models/actors in the commercial, which they won't. Guys, girls -- if you want to have a sexy party, please, use what humanity has used for sexy parties for millennia: booze. That way when you wake up the next morning with memories of the shameful, horrible things you did last night flooding your mind, you'll at least have an excuse. Plus, your WiiMote won't smell funny.

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I suggest watching this with the Guile theme from Street Fighter as it makes this ridiculous commercial a bit funnier.

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Comments? I'll throw a poll in here just for the hell of it.

 

[Sined]

Humanity is doomed.

 

[Kibishii]

That takes creepy to a whole new level...I don't see how encouraging my wife to perform a public strip tease or letting another person spank her could be considered acceptable or fun.

We will stick to beer, poker night, and Rock Band parties.

 

[krec9]

wow im surprised this is on the wii

 

[Sined]

No, seriously, how anybody could **** after playing that?

 

[Starkiller]

Makes sense the wii is a drunk party machine anyway. We have games based on everything else from cooking to exercising. Why not some sexing?

 

[RIDDICK]

I want my 01:27 of life BACK!!!

 

[THX-182]

I can't see this game selling a whole lot. Aside from it's ridiculousness, the little mini game things you play don't even look fun and don't seem to make much sense as to what you are doing with the remote as to what is on the screen.

I mean, the apple dangling thing, what do you do? Smack the Wiimote with your face while the person next to you does it too? How is that sexy?

 

[Starkiller]

I mean, the apple dangling thing, what do you do? Smack the Wiimote with your face while the person next to you does it too? How is that sexy?

I dunnd, I mean certain folks find this sexy...

 

[karamazov80]

Seems obviously fake. But then, who can tell with Europeans?

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

wtf?

 

[THX-182]

Heh, Furries.

 

[Kabukiman]

I'll wait for the Kinect version, I don't want my Wii-mote to smell like ass.

 

[The Josh]

wtf?

Pretty much

 

[Kabukiman]

Have you guys seen the Dead Island parody?
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