Wesley Snipes

[hairlesswookiee]

Is Wesley Snipes the new Stephen Seagal?? Seems to me that as of late he's been doing a lot of direct to video movies that have been littering blockbuster's shelves just like seagal has been doing for the past couple years.

 

[occulum]

ya gotta do whatcha gotta do when youre trying to pay your back taxes to keep your a$$ out of jail

 

[sirrobert]

Snipes will be another Segal once he teams up with a pop music star -- a la Segal's pairing with Rap stars like DMX, Ja Rule and Treach -- say Clay Aiken, Justin Timberlake, Josh Groban. Either that or he loses alot of hair and gains weight. Only then will Snipes be the Heir Apparent to Segal.

 

[dekadentdave]

Snipes is the black Segal.

 

[sirrobert]

Snipes still needs a Pop singer to co-star with him to fullfill the promise that is Segal Apparent. Maybe he and Nick Lachey can do "White Chocolate." Or maybe Snipes should do what Willie Mays Hayes ( played by Omar Epps after Snipes passed on Major League 2) did in Major League 2. Star alongside Jesse "the Body" Ventura in Black Lightning and White Thunder.

That's it! Snipes needs to pair up with wrestlers in his movies. One paycheck from a film with John Cena will take Snipes out of the tax doldrums. Maybe King Booker can be the bad guy: the school bully who took Snipes and Cena's milk money when they kids and now wants to take over their hood's drug racket. This is trailer material for Indy 4 come Memorial Day '08.

 

[Anzik]

Wesley better start scarfing down lots of Big Macs if he wants to be Seagal.

 

[Darklord Dave]

Nah, right now he's the new Jean Claude Van Damme. If he gets really fat he could turn into the new Steven Seagal...

 

[DarthNeil]

Nah, right now he's the new Jean Claude Van Damme. If he gets really fat he could turn into the new Steven Seagal...

WHAT? WHAT? Dissin' Jean Claude Van Damme?

Maybe you missed a little movie.

It's called----

























LEGIONNAIRE!

(waits patiently for gasps and applause)

 

[Voorhees27]

I would say that about 30% of celebrities last longer than a 5-7 year span in the "Hot Spot" Snipes is just trying to save face and stick in there for as long as he can I guess.

 

[LordAzrael]

My vote for his music team up - Wesley Snipes and...........














Vanilla Ice!!!!

Hey - its worked for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

[Darthrazz]

Snipes can be Seagal only when he has done a Mountain Dew commercial...then ..and only then.....a Seagal will he be...

 

[sirrobert]

Yes Dew or dew not; there is no try.

Snipes should do an extreme sport ad for Mountain Dew with Josh Groban providing play by play through song.

 

[Darthrazz]

Yes Dew or dew not; there is no try.

That's clever!!

 

[sirrobert]

Thanks. I was just feeding off of your post.

 

[the vampire with soul]

come on All he need's to do is another Blade (and I mean a good one not 3) and he'll be back.

 

[rabidwolverine21]

Nah, right now he's the new Jean Claude Van Damme. If he gets really fat he could turn into the new Steven Seagal...

lol maybe he will if he goes on a foreign tv show and pops a boner after dancing with two girls.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6WrNErNxX1M

 

[sirrobert]

That would be it for Snipes. By the way Van Damme should give R Kelly a call to get some grinding tips.

 

[Rob]

come on All he need's to do is another Blade (and I mean a good one not 3) and he'll be back.

Or atleast somehow convince Marvel to do a reshoot of Blade lll with the original script.....

 

[JGouse0498]

Or atleast somehow convince Marvel to do a reshoot of Blade lll with the original script.....

What was the original script? How different was it from the final product?

 

[Rob]

What was the original script? How different was it from the final product?

Supposedly, it had the world overrun with vampires and Blade was humanity's last hope, not the Dracula BS of Trinity and no Nightstalkers. I think you should ask over at SHH! boards, since they'd probably know more than me.