what do you want your tombstone to say?

[devilof76]

Those are funny. I'm not really going to have the ones I picked on my gravestone because I've decided I'm not going to die.

 

[King Darkness]

All I know for sure is, I hope I owe a lot of people a ton of money when I die

 

[devilof76]

I think I'd want my debts paid, but I would be more awesome than God if I could go to my grave boasting the largest unpaid tax bill in the history of the IRS. I could die satisfied if I managed to pull off that one trick. And I'd make a point of disowning my next of kin in my will, so they couldn't get it that way either.

 

[Dr.FeelGood]

"Now Serving Worm No.1785912"

 

[King Darkness]

I think I'd want my debts paid, but I would be more awesome than God if I could go to my grave boasting the largest unpaid tax bill in the history of the IRS. I could die satisfied if I managed to pull off that one trick. And I'd make a point of disowning my next of kin in my will, so they couldn't get it that way either.

I either wanna owe a ton of money or be wanted by the FBI. Either one would be fine with me.


I think I would like my tombstone to say "Its hot down here", since Batty said my other one was to many words.

Jerk

 

[Dr.FeelGood]

I'll be sure to send you some Marshmellows King....

 

[devilof76]

I think I would like my tombstone to say "Its hot down here", since Batty said my other one was to many words.

Jerk

Or you could have it say, "It's hot up here, " and screw everyone right up.

 

[The Ween]

I want this:

That is awesome!!!!

Unfortunately, we have a family plot that has this huge stone and it's already made. It kinda eerie seeing my name on it already.

 

[fosing]

I either wanna owe a ton of money or be wanted by the FBI. Either one would be fine with me.


I think I would like my tombstone to say "Its hot down here", since Batty said my other one was to many words.

Jerk

yep, it would be hot...if you're wearing pants.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!"

 

[barryo]

"stupid earthquakes!!!!"

 

[darthviper107]

How about..."I've died, and I can't get up!"

As for myself...I will be cremated and my ashes will be thrown in the garbage so the closest thing I will have to a headstone with an epitaph on it will be the signs at the landfill that direct traffic.


"<-----Commercial waste/Household waste-------->"

dude, you should get something written on a trash can, like "_____ was cremated and disposed of in this trash can, think about it."

 

[316what]

"Still lying down on the job."

 

[The Craw]

"Life sucks. Then you die."

 

[karamazov80]

A cheesy line from that Lynard Skynard song.

 

[GrueSam]

I obviously don't want this for *my* stone but it makes me giggle nonetheless...

 

[KBA]

 

[Darth Cruel]

dude, you should get something written on a trash can, like "_____ was cremated and disposed of in this trash can, think about it."

Sounds like something I might just do for Halloween.

 

[preeny101]

Displayed once then returned to box.

 

[Kamandi]

I'm not too choosy about what goes on my tombstone. I just hope when I cash in it doesn't wind up on Youtube with a crappy song dubbed over it.