What the **** is a Ween?

[Intruder04]

Dude. Your name is Intruder. Some self awareness is in order.

Good one!

*Notes to self*

 

[Eli26]

You know when you have a scratch, and you just gotta dig in there and get at it, but hope nobody is looking... Yuuup.

 

[crows]

You know when you have a scratch, and you just gotta dig in there and get at it, but hope nobody is looking... Yuuup.

and then after you scratch you are all like:

 

[Eli26]

LOL Exactly. His face says it all.

 

[Intruder04]

You know when you have a scratch, and you just gotta dig in there and get at it, but hope nobody is looking... Yuuup.

*** crack and ball sack itch --->

 

[Mr. Green]

so that's what a ween is? hmm..

 

[Vitus]

I have the perfect tool for that. It's even Ween shaped

 

[The Ween]

so that's what a ween is? hmm..

No it taint!

 

[The Ween]

I have the perfect tool for that. It's even Ween shaped

That looks like an "Alien" skull!

 

[Intruder04]

Weenomorph!

 

[Vitus]

That looks like an "Alien" skull!

it's the gieger back scratcher lol

 

[The Ween]

it's the gieger back scratcher lol

They better be careful scratching their taint with that or they'll lose a nut!

 

[Mr. Green]

The Ween must be the space between two objects that no one wants to be in. Like the leaning tower of pizza and the ground. Or two ships moving too close together that cause a vacuum and eventually crash together.

 

[Eli26]

The Ween must be the space between two objects that no one wants to be in. Like the leaning tower of pizza and the ground. Or two ships moving too close together that cause a vacuum and eventually crash together.

This guy makes me laugh. Awesome.

 

[The Ween]

I am.......an.......enigma........

 

[Eli26]

I am.......an.......enigma........

You.... are... a..... dork.....

 

[The Ween]

You.... are... a..... dork.....

I am a Ween.....

YOU have a dork.

 

[Mr. Green]

get a room, dammit!

Anyway, The Ween could also be those decoration on a dish you're not sure if its edible or not. Is it part of the dish that you're suppose to eat or not? So you don't want to get caught munching on it as it could be pretty embarrassing. But if you don't you might miss an experience that is part of the order.

 

[Eli26]

I am a Ween.....

YOU have a dork.

I do... *wiggles it*

 

[Mr. Green]

U all witness The Ween haven't u?

The Ween appears when u get photo bombed in ur pic?
When you walk into a restroom and some dude have super long hair that leads you wondering if you walked into a women's restroom; the Ween appears.
They say the Ween walks among us during Halloween but I say nay. When dudes wear makeup; when pig, duck, and lizard star in a commercial; when they delay the Batman PF; the Ween will fly.