Which 80's Action Hero kicks the most @ss?

[King Darkness]

cause "The eyes of the Ranger are upon yoooouuuuu!"

 

[Darklord Dave]

Where's Jon Cryer and Anthony Michael Hall?

 

[dekadentdave]

Where's Jon Cryer and Anthony Michael Hall?

They're getting their asses chewed by Bill Paxton.

"That's not a joke! THAT is a severe behavioral disorder! Those are womens' underpants! Next thing you know you'll be wearing a bra on your head..."

 

[kodiak8658]

They're getting their asses chewed by Bill Paxton.

"That's not a joke! THAT is a severe behavioral disorder! Those are womens' underpants! Next thing you know you'll be wearing a bra on your head..."

Jon Cryer wasn't in Weird Science. He was in Pretty in Pink with Molly Ringworm.
Wyatt was played by Ilan Mitchell-Smith.

Now remember...there's nothing more important to a teenage boy than his grandparents.

She kneed him in the nuts and called him faggot. Worse pain there is!

 

[gdb]

I'm like those voters in Florida who gave us 8 years of Bush rule. My finger slipped on the touchpad. I meant to vote for Willis because, as much as Arnold owned the 80s in real time, I think Die Hard will outlive all of Arnold's films save Terminator and if it came to one on one, John McClaine > T 800. But I acidentally voted for the antisemite who owns Malibu.

 

[praxitas]

I went with Stallone because of the rambo movies. I was fairly young when they came out, but I can still vividly remember the scene in Rambo 2 where his eyes open in the mud wall and he kills the dude with his signature knife.. Bad ass all the way!

I think every young guy at the time learned what an M60 machine gun was because of that movie!

 

[carbo-fation]

Who the @#$% voted for Chuck Norris?!?! Jack Bauer would not approve!

 

[EVILFACE]

Man, this is tuff.

Sylvester Stallone: Rocky & Rambo
Kurt Russell: Snake Plissken & Jack Burton
Mel Gibson: Martin Riggs & MAD FRIGGIN' MAX

But Arnold Schwarzeneggar rules the roost with: Conan The Barbaian, The Terminator, John Matrix, Dutch, Ben Richards, Douglas Quaid & Hauser.

 

[gdb]

If anyone has the time to kill... and I mean KILL... I would love to see a tally of how many kills each of those actors scored during their career. You know, like if someone were to go through each movie and count exactly how many people, say, Arnold killed in each movie and add them up. I bet Arnold's casualty count would add up to a small war.

 

[Darth Madden]

Gotta go with Arnold. Terminator, Running Man, Predator, Total Recall.

 

[The ill Jedi]

...I would love to see a tally of how many kills each of those actors scored during their career...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Kill Counts

Sylvester Stallone's Kill Counts

Mel Gibson's Kill Counts

Chuck Norris' Kill Count (Don't laugh he's got some numbers!)

No numbers for Bruce Willis.

 

[Shai]

Arnold for Conan the Barbarian and the Terminator 1

 

[gdb]

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Kill Counts

Sylvester Stallone's Kill Counts

Mel Gibson's Kill Counts

Chuck Norris' Kill Count (Don't laugh he's got some numbers!)

No numbers for Bruce Willis.

Cool!
Thanks, Ill Jedi!

Willis with ??? Unknown...
Arnold with 538. (110 in Commando alone!)
Chuck with 455.
Stallone with only 449.
Gibson with 421.

 

[sunohc]

i like chuck norris, but would've voted arnold but i guess i didn;' see that!?!

 

[MarrowMan]

If anyone has the time to kill... and I mean KILL... I would love to see a tally of how many kills each of those actors scored during their career. You know, like if someone were to go through each movie and count exactly how many people, say, Arnold killed in each movie and add them up. I bet Arnold's casualty count would add up to a small war.

He killed 81 people as John Matrix in Commando. He wasted 44 in Total Recall as Dennis Quaid and Obliterated 51 men as Harry Tasker in True Lies. Over his extended career of making movie death magic his characters have accumulated a grand total of 312 kills. His films, a total of 547 movie deaths! Therefore we dub Arnold Schwarzenegger, a Movie Death Legend.

 

[Valfar]

Could Arnold or Stallone do bad ass gay ____ like this?, nope!.

 

[Bezzerkerr]

gymkata, i remember my bros face when i brought that movie home....hysterical...same genre as BLIND FURY.

AHHHHHNOLD is numero uno

 

[Kuzeh]

 

[denryanj]

Mel Gibson, Patrick Swayze and Kurt Russell are on this list, but no love for Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones?
WTF.

 

[Bezzerkerr]

I never understood the whole figure/statue Collectors' obsession with CATS?