Who Is No Pants Valdez?

[King Darkness]

Good stuff Jen

I remember I used to bump that thread on Cinco de Mayo for a number of years

 

[King Darkness]

A pink pony is perfect for you, D

 

[Jen]

At least you had one. All the war donkeys were gone by the time I showed up, and all they had left were pink and yellow ponies.

 

[Jen]

Good stuff Jen

I remember I used to bump that thread on Cinco de Mayo for a number of years

That thread is no where to be found anymore. Such a travesty...it was a true gem of this forum. I had to find those pics in an old thread I made when I got my first Doom PF.

 

[King Darkness]

He lies, he was probably super happy to find a pink pony for himself.

 

[King Darkness]

Theres this one

https://www.sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20954&highlight=mojados

 

[Jen]

Theres this one

https://www.sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20954&highlight=mojados

Somehow I missed that thread. Where have I been? I'm a poor excuse for a Mojado.

 

[King Darkness]

I will spank you later for your misconduct as a loyal Mojado.

 

[Jen]

 

[devilof76]

Damn, I missed Jen spankings.

He lies, he was probably super happy to find a pink pony for himself.

All she did was snort coke and ask for hookers. I gave her your address.

Next time, I'm getting a yellow one.

 

[Devil_666]

A yellow hooker that snorts coke? Asian chicks are hot. Especially when they're high. On coke. And doing math. So hot.

 

[devilof76]

Devil understands me.

 

[AllisonAmy]

A yellow hooker that snorts coke? Asian chicks are hot. Especially when they're high. On coke. And doing math. So hot.

If that's a typo or autocorrect, that is pretty damn funny.

 

[devilof76]

Have you ever seen a coked up Asian hooker doing math?

 

[King Darkness]

Got Shropted

 

[pixletwin]

Shropted by a bronie!

 

[devilof76]

Got Shropted

Be sure you finished the full course of antibiotics. You don't want it to become resistant.

 

[Batty]

Got Shropted

Did he at least use lube?

 

[King Darkness]

Shropted by a bronie!

His friendship is NOT magic!

Be sure you finished the full course of antibiotics. You don't want it to become resistant.

Its your fault

Did he at least use lube?

Dry

 

[devilof76]

It's always my fault.

...why's it my fault?