I've been buying all the Variant issues but have yet to read one..
It seems ridiculous to me that no one has figured out who the Red Hulk is yet. It's obviously Santa Claus. He has finally snapped. He's had years of deadlines and pressure giving toys out to all of the world's unappreciative children. One year he was delivering toys to some children who lived in the vicinity of Banner's initial gamma bomb test, and was saturated with residual radiation. This is also the reason why the Hulk went from gray TO GREEN. Because Santa is the red Hulk, so he needed a green to match him. Green and Red are the traditional colors of Christmas after all. Not Gray and Red. Further evidence is suggested by Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Rudolph is his gamma eradiated name. The reindeer in question's actual name is Herbert. Much like Green Hulk is Bruce Banner. It took as long as it has for Santa to make his presence as the Red Hulk known because, as I said he is a busy man. The added pressures of sleeping in the Wal-mart parking lots to get Wii systems for the children of the world was the final straw that unleashed upon us the terrors of the RED HULK!!!
PAK >>>>>>>>>>>> LOEB
PAK >>>>>>>>>>>> LOEB
PAK >>>>>>>>>>>> LOEB
KEOWN >>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone in Marvel and DC and other independent studios
its coming !!!!
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