Who now owns the Millennium Falcon?

[EVILFACE]

Yup. Let the falcon be a decoy. Darth Ren blows it up thinking he killed Rey, but she was safely stored away in some other nothing ship.

All kewl vehicles must eventually meet their demise.

 

[Khev]

Or maybe instead of destroying it Captain Phasma convinces Kylo to hijack it via a little miniature Falcon that he sits in and uses to control the big one.
Then he can have it fly around and shoot up the Rebel fleet and make everyone mad at Rey.

 

[DiFabio]

Yup. Let the falcon be a decoy. Darth Ren blows it up thinking he killed Rey, but she was safely stored away in some other nothing ship.

All kewl vehicles must eventually meet their demise.

No, if the Millenium Falcon blows up, please have Rey still be in it.

BB8 too.

And Finn.

Maybe a couple of Porgs too.

 

[EVILFACE]

Well it might be considered an honorable death scene, so Finn can't be included.

 

[chewblacca]

Or maybe instead of destroying it Captain Phasma convinces Kylo to hijack it via a little miniature Falcon that he sits in and uses to control the big one.
Then he can have it fly around and shoot up the Rebel fleet and make everyone mad at Rey.

After they have a chance to take the whole thing apart with schematics they somehow managed to get and put a transmitter under the hood.

 

[Khev]

In all seriousness I doubt they'll ever destroy the Falcon now. It seems like it would have been best to have done it on Han's watch and obviously that ship has now sailed. Plus I'm sure Disney is going to want kids to have nothing but warm fuzzies about the Falcon every time they pilot it at the new Star Wars Land attraction.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Destroy the Falcon? Blasphemy.

 

[Centurion]

Destroy the Falcon? Blasphemy.

Exactly! Long live the MF'ing MF!

 

[barryo]

First Chewbacca gets screwed out of a medal...........and now he doesn't get the falcon?? What kind of bull **** is that?
Petition time!!!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Exactly! Long live the MF'ing MF!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

First Chewbacca gets screwed out of a medal...........and now he doesn't get the falcon?? What kind of bull **** is that?
Petition time!!!

I know, right?!

I think Chewie needs to rip some arms out of their sockets; he can start here in this thread.

 

[Khev]

Destroy the Falcon? Blasphemy.

But killing Han wasn't??

 

[Darth Snoopy]

But killing Han wasn't??

Han knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

 

[Khev]

Han knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

lol...

But seriously man they should have gone full Blue Thunder. Say that the Falcon has become this legendary ship that every shady character in the galaxy wants. Han won't give it up so he has to constantly fight off new challengers. Say that that's what caused his marriage to fall apart instead of Ben turning to the Dark Side. So he's off doing his free spirit thing until an evil smuggler/bounty hunter comes along that is every bit as good a pilot or better.

The guy kills Chewie leading up to a big mano a mano Falcon vs. the bad guy duel through the complexes of some big industrial planet. Han does some sweet maneuver and ends up blowing the guy away right through the glass of his cockpit then sets the Falcon down inside some massive trash compactor. He takes a last minute to remember Chewie and then exits, casually lighting a death stick and walking away as the Falcon is crushed and explodes behind him. Han walks over to a terminal and calls Leia, telling her he's coming home but that it will take a little while because "registered transports are hell." Her stern look on the monitor softens and then cut to credits. End Saga.

Boom.

 

[Bravomite]

But seriously man they should have gone full Blue Thunder. Say that the Falcon has become this legendary ship that every shady character in the galaxy wants. Han won't give it up so he has to constantly fight off new challengers. Say that that's what caused his marriage to fall apart instead of Ben turning to the Dark Side. So he's off doing his free spirit thing until an evil smuggler/bounty hunter comes along that is every bit as good a pilot or better.

The guy kills Chewie leading up to a big mano a mano Falcon vs. the bad guy duel through the complexes of some big industrial planet. Han does some sweet maneuver and ends up blowing the guy away right through the glass of his cockpit then sets the Falcon down inside some massive trash compactor. He takes a last minute to remember Chewie and then exits, casually lighting a death stick and walking away as the Falcon is crushed and explodes behind him. Han walks over to a terminal and calls Leia, telling her he's coming home but that it will take a little while because "registered transports are hell." Her stern look on the monitor softens and then cut to credits. End Saga.

Boom.

Oh boy now I can't wait for that new Han Solo movie .

Coincidentally I just had the strangest most horrifying dream, which ironically was called the force awakens (too bad I couldn't wake up from it .. am I right!). I don't want to scare you with the details but it absolutely killed any character development that Han went through in the OT ... have you ever experienced a feeling as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror ... it was like that, just like that.

 

[Khev]

Oh boy now I can't wait for that new Han Solo movie .

Coincidentally I just had the strangest most horrifying dream, which ironically was called the force awakens (too bad I couldn't wake up from it .. am I right!). I don't want to scare you with the details but it absolutely killed any character development that Han went through in the OT ... have you ever experienced a feeling as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror ... it was like that, just like that.

Obviously my scenario for Han's send off above would have worked best had they made the film in the late 80's/90's rather than waiting until he was in his 70's.

But I don't think that TFA killed his OT character development per se. His arc for that time in his life will always exist. But people don't stay the same forever. Sometimes they stagnate, backslide, and so forth and TFA reflected that.

 

[DiFabio]

The Falcon should have been destroyed in Revenge of the Jedi, along with it's original owner, Lando Calrissian. Some heroic sacrifice or something.

Better yet, shoulda gone all out and had Han and Lando (or Han and Chewie) pull a Thelma and Louise in the ****ing thing.

 

[Sachiel]

Where the hell is Lando?

 

[DiFabio]

Where the hell is Lando?

Not getting ruined.

Probably chillin' with Lobot and some ugnaughts somewhere.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

lol...

But seriously man they should have gone full Blue Thunder. Say that the Falcon has become this legendary ship that every shady character in the galaxy wants. Han won't give it up so he has to constantly fight off new challengers. Say that that's what caused his marriage to fall apart instead of Ben turning to the Dark Side. So he's off doing his free spirit thing until an evil smuggler/bounty hunter comes along that is every bit as good a pilot or better.

The guy kills Chewie leading up to a big mano a mano Falcon vs. the bad guy duel through the complexes of some big industrial planet. Han does some sweet maneuver and ends up blowing the guy away right through the glass of his cockpit then sets the Falcon down inside some massive trash compactor. He takes a last minute to remember Chewie and then exits, casually lighting a death stick and walking away as the Falcon is crushed and explodes behind him. Han walks over to a terminal and calls Leia, telling her he's coming home but that it will take a little while because "registered transports are hell." Her stern look on the monitor softens and then cut to credits. End Saga.

Boom.

Someone a Lucasfilm hire this guy!