Worst Possible Date Story from BodyBuilding.com

[xjamiex]

I don't even know where I found this but it is a thread from some bodybuilding forum about some kid's worst date experience with his drawings...apparently he also pees in bottles and leaves them around his house but it is a funny story nonetheless

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Awesome...what a *******. I don't get his reasoning that peeing in bottles is more convenient and cleaner than just going in the toilet/urinal. I'm not sure, but I think I was properly potty trained when I was 2 years old so I'm thankful that I'm one notch above that guy.

 

[xjamiex]

Awesome...what a *******. I don't get his reasoning that peeing in bottles is more convenient and cleaner than just going in the toilet/urinal. I'm not sure, but I think I was properly potty trained when I was 2 years old so I'm thankful that I'm one notch above that guy.

Soooo wrong

 

[mr.thrifty]

Did KD write that, or was it Ski???.........

 

[thenammagazine]

Anybody who believes this is an idiot.

 

[Batty]

What a waste of time. I stopped reading about halfway through the second paragraph.

 

[Mesa]

Could be true. One of my best friends has a story where he was at a girl's place, she was taking a shower, with the only bathroom being occupied, he had a desperate need to take a dump, so he opted for her sink/garbage disposal. He has told this story on numerous occasions to only his closest friends, so I have to believe the guy.

 

[Mesa]

I don't understand how people try to hold taking a dump in. It's not possible. You will eventually ____ your pants if you gamble like that often.

Another co-worker was driving back from boating all day, thought he could hold it when he got the urge, and eventually crapped his pants while driving. I think he regrets telling this story to us, his co-workers.

 

[xjamiex]

I don't understand how people try to hold taking a dump in. It's not possible. You will eventually ____ your pants if you gamble like that often.

Another co-worker was driving back from boating all day, thought he could hold it when he got the urge, and eventually crapped his pants while driving. I think he regrets telling this story to us, his co-workers.

Not the best thing to admit to your friends and co-workers, he will be made fun of for months to come

 

[Valfar]

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[JD18_92]

I cried so hard reading this, fake or not,this guy gave me a really good laugh!

 

[Darth Cruel]

I have never...NEVER had a problem holding it in when I need to. And that includes overnight stints in the field when I was in the Marines.

However...the key is that you have to quit eating. Keep eating, and abandon all hope.

That being said, I do not believe this story for a minute. Some of the other posts indicate that this guy is a joker and is always posting stuff like that.

This one isn't even funny.

 

[The Craw]

the only time i've ever had to run to the bathroom was when i would drink whiskey all night long. then the next morning you eat a big greasy breakfast and about 5 minutes after you're done, you race to the bathroom and your ass is exploding before your cheeks even touch the seat. other than that i have no problem holding it.

 

[-Super Hans-]

Pee bottles, never leave home without them

 

[The Craw]

what about a poop pail?

 

[GrueSam]

I'm so very sorry I read that. I don't believe it at all, but I am still so very sorry.

 

[EVILFACE]

Wow, body building forums. It's like douche to the 53rd power.

 

[thenammagazine]

Could be true. One of my best friends has a story where he was at a girl's place, she was taking a shower, with the only bathroom being occupied, he had a desperate need to take a dump, so he opted for her sink/garbage disposal. He has told this story on numerous occasions to only his closest friends, so I have to believe the guy.

And this idiot is publishing his story on the internet for the world to see.... Yeah, right.

 

[xjamiex]

Wow, body building forums. It's like douche to the 53rd power.

Especially since they probably enjoy posting topless photos for each other

 

[The Ween]

I don't even know where I found this but it is a thread from some bodybuilding forum about some kid's worst date experience with his drawings...apparently he also pees in bottles and leaves them around his house but it is a funny story nonetheless

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850

My Goodness Eli! Sit on the pot and stuff your pee pee down there too and let it go. It's not rocket science!