Worst Possible Date Story from BodyBuilding.com

[Kabukiman]

What the hell is a "brah"?

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Well i just pissed my pants reading that , no need for a piss bottle


that poor basterd

 

[hairlesswookiee]

When I was in the Army I had a squad leader that brought a pee bottle out when we were in the field. His excuse was that he didn't want to pee in the foxhole, and he didn't want to risk giving away his position by climbing out to take care of business. This ended when someone unknowingly jumped in the foxhole and landed on a full bottle. All 3 people in the foxhole got a ************* and had to change their uniforms.

 

[thenammagazine]

When I was in the Army I had a squad leader that brought a pee bottle out when we were in the field. His excuse was that he didn't want to pee in the foxhole, and he didn't want to risk giving away his position by climbing out to take care of business. This ended when someone unknowingly jumped in the foxhole and landed on a full bottle. All 3 people in the foxhole got a ************* and had to change their uniforms.

Nummy.

 

[Devil_666]

Fake or not, I was laughing. The little MS Paint pics were funny too. Still not sure how someone (from the outside) can open a locked bathroom door!? He probably should have just said the door didn't have a lock (still implausible).

 

[fosing]

funny ____. but i think its fake....he cleaned the bathroom before wiping is azz.

i hate having a boner and having a full bladder in a pub/club, specially when its a packed night. its either pee-ing a couple of feet away from the urinal or pee-ing in the stall hitting everything but the bowl.

 

[xjamiex]

Fake or not, I was laughing. The little MS Paint pics were funny too. Still not sure how someone (from the outside) can open a locked bathroom door!? He probably should have just said the door didn't have a lock (still implausible).

Some bathroom doors can be unlocked with a credit card or a small pin in case the door accidentally closes and locks itself. I figured you would enjoy this story (fake or not)

 

[Rotfish]

Who cares if it's not true? If I was having a discussion with my friends and one of them all of a sudden started telling a joke story like this, I'd still laugh my ass off -- and I did. Best thread ever!

 

[greygoose]

Wtf did I just read?

 

[occulum]

gotta be fake, but still entertaining to a certain degree.
.... saddest part was all of the "First Page" posts below it ....

 

[blakus939]

Totally fake, but had me in stitches reading along when I saw it years ago!