Dear Sideshow:
Please send me an intact piece. Once. Just one out of five. Just one please. For reference, please see the attached summary:
X-23 Exclusive: Cracked boot
BIB Spidey: cracked arm
Iron spidey Exclusive: Cracked foot
Hot toys MK II: arm separated.
I will fly out and pick up if necessary. I will hire a courier company, send a limo, hire an 18 wheeler full of bubblewrap... just tell me what I need to do to stop going to the post office.
Just one, please.
One.
Dear TheBeetle:
Sorry we regret to inform you that your request for an intact piece is denied.
Sincerely,
Sideshow