David Ayer's Academy Award winning "Suicide Squad"

[Wor-Gar]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Kevin Smith thought it was awesome!

Now I know it sucks.

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Now I know it sucks.

I thought the same

 

[BlueberryJerry]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Can someone please repost the

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flashback joker and jester Harley

photos please? Know I saw them here somewhere but can't locate them again!

Thanks.

Here you go.

Spoiler

 

[Cap'n Cook]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Thanks. Repped.

 

[spindrift]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Well duh im going to do that but what he said about the joker screentime was accurate and almost everything else he said and judging from the disappointment from many people it seems like cutting the joker scenes was a bad move.

They should of "marvelized" BVS and not made it so damn dark and suicide squad should of been dark. Its a movie about ****ing villians. Should of been a hard Pg13 rating. DC has some of the most deranged stories and characters in comics and they choose to cut things out to make it light hearted? Thats insane.

Ive said this billions of times and i'll say it again. WB has no faith in there heroes, aside from batman. A wonder woman movie should of been done years ago.

Yes they have now tried to Marvelize such great characters and concepts that should remain dark...but no they make these chatacters "fun"..or less than what they are.

 

[BlueberryJerry]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Thanks. Repped.

Thank you good sir!

 

[spindrift]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Lol i dont think this thread will get the same fights and insults bvs had
Rhis thread feels more relaxed

Yeah I loved BvS so I have no idea what to expect other than SS will be a lighter but mixed bag. Alarming to hear more bad reviews all at once so here we go again- we DC people are exhausted fighting about these films

I'm really pissed that if WB has screwed with the film as a reaction to BvS is true and it makes for a weaker film that is just typical of Hollywood these days

 

[BlueberryJerry]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

 

[Magpie 7]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

I haven't read through the last several pages of this thread, but here's my 2 cents...


The Good:

The most awesome character in the whole film was Viola Davis as Amanda Waller, and she was more of a badass then everyone else put together and I hope they put her in every DC film. Margot looked and acted better than I expected as Harley and had a couple decent moments.

The Bad:

It was awful. Everything about it screamed "Trying Too Hard". There were a few funny moments, but most were already in the trailer so they weren't as funny in the movie as they probably would have been if I hadn't already seen them. Will Smith is Will Smith. Zero acting on his part in this film--he was basically a cross between Will Smith in Men in Black and Will Smith in Bad Boys. Harley was ok half of the time. I liked Margot as Harley but a lot of her lines weren't funny and there are a couple cringeworthy moments. Diablo had a bigger role then I expected, but all the other Suicide Squad members are afterthoughts. They made a big deal about everyone being the "worst of the worst" but didn't deliver on it in any way. They actually went out of their way to put in storylines for a couple characters that showed how they weren't as bad as everyone thought they were. I don't know if there is a bag of dicks big enough for Jared Leto's Joker to eat. Seriously. He did nothing to make me like his Joker--NOTHING. From the way he looks (which everyone already knows I hate) to the way he acted--he was terrible. The ending was a giant CGI ****-fest with a 2-minute slo-mo shot that felt like it was 15 minutes long.

Spoilers:

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Katana, Captain Boomerang, and Killer Croc could have not been in the movie and it wouldn't have mattered at all. Katana looked cool but did nothing. Captain Boomerang was a caricature and the trailer basically showed all his bits in the movie. Croc was unintelligible when he spoke and looked like a bobblehead with his shirt off.

Slipknot was the gratuitous "head bomb" casualty.

Diablo was the "bad guy looking for redemption" that delivered one of the cheesiest moments in the film.

Batman was in it for about 30 seconds in a flashback and was still a ****. He confronts Deadshot when his daughter is with him, then basically says he doesn't want to kick his ass with the daughter watching. Well, how about waiting until his ****ing daughter isn't with him in the first place? ****ing stupid.

****ing Will Smith as Deadshot. Eyepiece was on the wrong eye, he wears the mask for about 1 minute, he had the sappy I-love-my-daughter storyline shoved in to show he was an assassin with a heart, he was Will Smith instead of the character--making stupid jokes and wanting the government to do their "white thing" to get his daughter into an ivy league college.

Harley wears her jester costume for about 5 seconds and it looks as stupid as you'd think it should.

I wanted someone--anyone--to shoot Rick Flagg in the face.

The bar scene was so long, cheesy, and boring that I almost yelled at the screen for them to get the **** on with it.

There was actually a point where Will Smith says, "We're some sort of Suicide Squad."

Joker is probably in it for 5-10 minutes. At times Leto was doing a bad Ledger impression. At one point I noticed that he sounded like Richard Nixon. He uses his smiley face tattoos on his hands twice and it was stupid the first time so I don't know why they did it again. Also, Leto has the absolute worst Joker laugh I've ever heard--EVER. I can't imagine watching a Batman film in which he is the main villain.

The villain was the Enchantress and her brother and both were horrible. Enchantress went from looking like a slutty Pig-Pen to a slutty Malificent. Her brother was completely CGI and looked like he belonged in a Thor film. The end fight was a ton of CGI and went on for way too long--long enough for Diablo to have a "I won't let anyone hurt my new family" moment that made me cringe. All of the bad guys the squad fought were some sort of zombie/magic creature things that exploded when shot.

I'm sure I'll think of more stuff but right now I think my brain is trying to block it all out.

I wondered how long...

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before someone commented on right hand shooter Smith wearing an eyepiece on his wrong eye.

...It's just pointless and serves to irritate fans.

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

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Uuuuuuugh. Those people are nauseating.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

This film looks more fun and less pretentious than BvS. It's probably silly and predictable, but as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously, it'll be fine.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Just WOW!

Holy crap, this is my favorite review.

Just WOW!

I wondered how long...

Spoiler

before someone commented on right hand shooter Smith wearing an eyepiece on his wrong eye.

...It's just pointless and serves to irritate fans.

Yeah, it's probably going to be considered a nitpick, but it's detail that could have been easily fixed and they decided to do it incorrectly.

 

[TaliBane]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Once they're in-hand, people here could use their HT SS dolls to redo scenes from the movie. It'll be like that patchwork thing they did for the SW films where everyone did a scene then it was all cut together. It'll be the movie SS fans really wanted. Kevin Smith would dig it too.

 

[BlueberryJerry]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

I'm really looking forward to editing a "ultimate cut" of SS when the bluray drops and hopefully has all the deleted scenes

Gonna go see the movie for the 3rd time tomorrow.

 

[Sachiel]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Uuuuuuugh. Those people are nauseating.

I heard Will Smith's character uses guns! A black man! Using guns! In 2016!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Battfleck is a racist. He used excessive use of force againt an unarmed Deadshot.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

I'm just glad all these negative reactions match/line up with what I said.

Was getting a little worried when all those positive tweets were pouring in last week. I was really afraid some of you guys I talked with would think I was full of it or had **** taste. Turns out it was right on the money!

Now just waiting on this to happen,



OR


"The Ultimate Suicide Squad cut will fix everything" logic.

 

[ironwez20]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

I heard Will Smith's character uses guns! A black man! Using guns! In 2016!

Not to mention .......... ****S!!! Males shouldn't look at those Harley should not of had them.

 

[crows]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

Enchantress was a very sexist character,
A bikini? Come on it's 2016!

Enchantress should have been wearing a pant suit the entire time

 

[Ropen]

Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)

I think DC is onto some lame business plan right now that they release a horribly put movie only to be outdone by the Ultimate Cut...


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