Prometheus Sequel (ALIEN: Covenant)

[Wor-Gar]

His style is what made him the number one critic on youtube his style is what made him the most watched

Come on...he's the number 1 movie critic on YouTube?

EDIT: just checked. He is indeed. And half his raters gave him a thumbs down. I guess out of a billion people who likely do reviews for movies I should be impressed. I'm just not.

https://www.watchmojo.com/suggest/Top+10+Youtube+Movie+Critics

 

[crows]

Hes not a bad guy, hes a nice dude, his reviews arent hateful. Hes just like one of us. Hes a nice guy

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ok, OK, Jeremy. I get it. What's the deal, you get a kick back? I gave my opinion... like he gives his. Done. I never said he wasn't a nice guy.

 

[crows]

Ok, OK, Jeremy. I get it. What's the deal, you get a kick back? I gave my opinion... like he gives his. Done. I never said he wasn't a nice guy.

(I do get some dough from sharing his vids...)

 

[Wor-Gar]

...

Ah ha!

 

[ironwez20]

(I do get some dough from sharing his vids...)

No your that chris stuckman guy aren't you? You fit the bill

 

[crows]

No your that chris stuckman guy aren't you? You fit the bill

None of them ever post here. But they collect hot toys and read the forum

 

[jye4ever]

Things i'm # 1 at:

Being able to love and hate a movie simultaneously.

Using butt openings as a replacement for eyes.

Umm...that's it.

 

[theuzi9mm]

decent spoiler free review here-

https://www.alien-covenant.com/news/alien-covenant-spoiler-free-movie-review

there are links to his full review which I only started to read

 

[punisher1974]

Things i'm # 1 at:

Being able to love and hate a movie simultaneously.

Using butt openings as a replacement for eyes.

Umm...that's it.

We have similar taste in movies though

 

[Wor-Gar]

How weird would it be if this was the best movie this summer? An Alien movie. When was the last time -- 1986?

Perhaps we are in a unique time: First, an epic Star Wars movie just this past Christmas, the likes of which have not been seen since 1983, and then 6 months later a fantastic Alien movie... best since the original.

What would happen if this came true?

 

[ironwez20]

None of them ever post here. But they collect hot toys and read the forum

How do u know they read this forum hmmmm

 

[jye4ever]

How weird would it be if this was the best movie this summer? An Alien movie. When was the last time -- 1986?

Perhaps we are in a unique time: First, an epic Star Wars movie just this past Christmas, the likes of which have not been seen since 1983, and then 6 months later a fantastic Alien movie... best since the original.

What would happen if this came true?

And then TLJ makes everyone love TFA.

Let the nukes fly we're all good.

 

[crows]

How do u know they read this forum hmmmm

Jeremy mentioned it on twitter before.

 

[jye4ever]

Wor,

are you a fan of Prometheus and Alien 3 assembly cut?

 

[Victοr]

I read some spoilers... It's... it's pretty ******...

 

[Chakor]

I read some spoilers... It's... it's pretty ******...

 

[Victοr]

Spoiler

-It's basically "David ****s everyone: The Flick"
-David uses the Black Goo to kill the Engineers.
-Starts doing weird experiments with the local plants and animals, since everyone's been wiped out.
-He kills Shaw while he creates the neomorph (or protomorph, I don't remember the name, but it's the white one).
-The colonizers arrive, typical Alien slash **** happens.
-David uses some local wasps to crate the protomorph (the big black xeno from the trailers I think).
-He basically creates some proto-facehuggers, using that wasp DNA and infects some guy.
-An ayy lmao (I think that big black Xeno) enters their ship, but they throw it out of the airlock.
-Walter puts them all to sleep.
-But DUN DUN DUN... It's David!
-David has infected two or three colonists with facehuggers.
-Everyone goes to cryo-sleep except David-posing-as-Walter.
-The End.

 

[Chakor]

Spoiler

-It's basically "David ****s everyone: The Flick"
-David uses the Black Goo to kill the Engineers.
-Starts doing weird experiments with the local plants and animals, since everyone's been wiped out.
-He kills Shaw while he creates the neomorph (or protomorph, I don't remember the name, but it's the white one).
-The colonizers arrive, typical Alien slash **** happens.
-David uses some local wasps to crate the protomorph (the big black xeno from the trailers I think).
-He basically creates some proto-facehuggers, using that wasp DNA and infects some guy.
-An ayy lmao (I think that big black Xeno) enters their ship, but they throw it out of the airlock.
-Walter puts them all to sleep.
-But DUN DUN DUN... It's David!
-David has infected two or three colonists with facehuggers.
-Everyone goes to cryo-sleep except David-posing-as-Walter.
-The End.

Interesting... Still going to see it nonetheless.

 

[Victοr]

Interesting... Still going to see it nonetheless.

BR for me. Maybe...