I read some spoilers... It's... it's pretty ******...
I expected as much.
I read some spoilers... It's... it's pretty ******...
I expected as much.
But I dared to hope for something... better... Alas, in the end, twas...
Does it even sound remotely interesting? Or is it just more Hullywuud crap?
If you like seeing Fassbender cucking everyone you'll find it enjoyable. In general, it's a slasher flick with some stupid retcons, even less answers than Prometheus, and none of the "Space Astronaut" stuff. It's just a rebooted Aliens with a more muddled lore. I've not seen it yet, but I've read all the spoils plus seen some leaked pics, and it's really what everybody thought it'd be.
If you like seeing Fassbender cucking everyone you'll find it enjoyable. In general, it's a slasher flick with some stupid retcons, even less answers than Prometheus, and none of the "Space Astronaut" stuff. It's just a rebooted Aliens with a more muddled lore. I've not seen it yet, but I've read all the spoils plus seen some leaked pics, and it's really what everybody thought it'd be.
Ugh. Why couldn't it just be a small cast, direct sequel to Brometheus? While I didn't care for it entirely, it had some good points and the idea of the Engineers I thought was a great idea... but eh... we all expected it to be a Alien/Aliens clone when we started seeing a Xeno do the same **** we've seen a dozen times in the original series... plus the fact they got guns in this one just made me think of Aliens.
Ridley is a hack. I don't understand why he wants to milk this a cinematic universe. I understand he wanted the series to pursue this thirty years ago with Alien 2... and that's fine... but it should of been Dan O'Bannon writing it. Shame he isn't around... maybe we would of gotten something worthwhile with the last two duds.
Even though I never saw District 9, I definitely would of wanted to see Lumpkin do a proper Alien 5.
Yup, bad as Prometheus was, it had interesting ideas. Covenant is Aliens, with all of Prometheus' problems.
-It's basically "David ****s everyone: The Flick"
-David uses the Black Goo to kill the Engineers.
-Starts doing weird experiments with the local plants and animals, since everyone's been wiped out.
-He kills Shaw while he creates the neomorph (or protomorph, I don't remember the name, but it's the white one).
-The colonizers arrive, typical Alien slash **** happens.
-David uses some local wasps to crate the protomorph (the big black xeno from the trailers I think).
-He basically creates some proto-facehuggers, using that wasp DNA and infects some guy.
-An ayy lmao (I think that big black Xeno) enters their ship, but they throw it out of the airlock.
-Walter puts them all to sleep.
-But DUN DUN DUN... It's David!
-David has infected two or three colonists with facehuggers.
-Everyone goes to cryo-sleep except David-posing-as-Walter.
-The End.
Wait, those spoilers don't sound bad. I'm not saying I don't believe you, I have my expectations in check, but I can't tell just from those spoilers.-It's basically "David ****s everyone: The Flick"
-David uses the Black Goo to kill the Engineers.
-Starts doing weird experiments with the local plants and animals, since everyone's been wiped out.
-He kills Shaw while he creates the neomorph (or protomorph, I don't remember the name, but it's the white one).
-The colonizers arrive, typical Alien slash **** happens.
-David uses some local wasps to crate the protomorph (the big black xeno from the trailers I think).
-He basically creates some proto-facehuggers, using that wasp DNA and infects some guy.
-An ayy lmao (I think that big black Xeno) enters their ship, but they throw it out of the airlock.
-Walter puts them all to sleep.
-But DUN DUN DUN... It's David!
-David has infected two or three colonists with facehuggers.
-Everyone goes to cryo-sleep except David-posing-as-Walter.
-The End.
Isn't it obvious?Wait, what happens to walter?
But I dared to hope for something... better... Alas, in the end, twas...
Spoilers can read like crap. I want a well told story and even if the spoilers are true, if they are told well it could be a decent movie.
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