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I could care less about Disney SW, I think its garbage 9 times out of 10. Just poking fun at your endless hate towards it. I do appreciate the time you take making this list, despite not liking a majority of it.

I apologize for the tone of my reply if your post was in jest. I took it as an insult. The dangers of being sarcastic in text... :p

Glad to hear you share my sentiments about Disney SW. As bad as it is, I will continue to add it to the checklist. The fact there are more figures from Ashoka than ESB is depressing.

Now let's get back to complaining about magic space zombies (I draw the line at space wizards) and Kennedy's torching of the franchise... :)
 
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Anyone know where this dude is from?

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Hey, Davina Filoni here, do like Darth Maul (TM)? Do you love Savage Opress (TM) his brother who I shoehorned in? Well, you are gonna love my newest creation: Ravaged Sawsaage (TM), Darth Mauls (TM) 2nd cousin (twice removed) who has green face tattoos and a horny head. Check out his awesome weapon: the triple bladed lightsaber whip axe (TM)!! He used it to fight freakin Darth Vader (TM) during the events of ROTJ right before Vader (TM) met with Luke Skywalker (TM) on Endor (that is why Vader looks slightly out of breath during that scene).

Vader (TM) defeats him by beheading him, bisecting his torso and setting him on fire before dropping him into a trash compactor. Luckily Sabine Wren (TM) finds him, kept alive through pure rage, and uses the Thread (TM) to give him a fully robotic body piloted by Anzellans (TM).

He will team up the bounty hunter Zuchiniuss (TM) who looks exactly like Zuckuss (TM) except he wears a cowboy hat and replaces Zuckuss (TM) going forward, along with his trusty droid 8-Lom (TM) who looks exactly like 4-Lom (TM) and serves the exact same purpose except he has a wolf face painted on him (and a cowboy hat).


Sorry, just needed to clean myself up. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! Watch in amazement as Ravaged Sawsaage (TM) goes in search of Dathomir witches (TM) so he can revive Darth Maul (TM) as a freakin cyborg zombie Sith Lord Mandalorian wolf man Jedi stormtrooper crime lord (TM) who teams up with Ahsoka the white (TM)! It is gonna be so awesome! And there will be a de-aged Captain Rex (TM) too (because I will retcon the accellarated ageing in order to shoehorn him in post TROS)!!


It will be awesome!!! And all of it will be 100% live action canon, so you will be able to think about it every time you watch the boring old OT.


I love wolves.






Dave.
 
Hey, Davina Filoni here, do like Darth Maul (TM)? Do you love Savage Opress (TM) his brother who I shoehorned in? Well, you are gonna love my newest creation: Ravaged Sawsaage (TM), Darth Mauls (TM) 2nd cousin (twice removed) who has green face tattoos and a horny head. Check out his awesome weapon: the triple bladed lightsaber whip axe (TM)!! He used it to fight freakin Darth Vader (TM) during the events of ROTJ right before Vader (TM) met with Luke Skywalker (TM) on Endor (that is why Vader looks slightly out of breath during that scene).

Vader (TM) defeats him by beheading him, bisecting his torso and setting him on fire before dropping him into a trash compactor. Luckily Sabine Wren (TM) finds him, kept alive through pure rage, and uses the Thread (TM) to give him a fully robotic body piloted by Anzellans (TM).

He will team up the bounty hunter Zuchiniuss (TM) who looks exactly like Zuckuss (TM) except he wears a cowboy hat and replaces Zuckuss (TM) going forward, along with his trusty droid 8-Lom (TM) who looks exactly like 4-Lom (TM) and serves the exact same purpose except he has a wolf face painted on him (and a cowboy hat).


Sorry, just needed to clean myself up. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! Watch in amazement as Ravaged Sawsaage (TM) goes in search of Dathomir witches (TM) so he can revive Darth Maul (TM) as a freakin cyborg zombie Sith Lord Mandalorian wolf man Jedi stormtrooper crime lord (TM) who teams up with Ahsoka the white (TM)! It is gonna be so awesome! And there will be a de-aged Captain Rex (TM) too (because I will retcon the accellarated ageing in order to shoehorn him in post TROS)!!


It will be awesome!!! And all of it will be 100% live action canon, so you will be able to think about it every time you watch the boring old OT.


I love wolves.






Dave.
Is this a new Disney+ Star Wars show? Sounds like it.
 
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If one were to look at this Hot Toys checklist they might think the franchise was called "Trooper Wars".

I have never seen Clone Wars, does Savage Opress savagely oppress people in the show? :LOL: :LOL:

So stupid. I'm shocked they haven't used Darth Bad GuyTM yet.

He has a few gruesome moments in the show, from murdering a few Jedi to beheading a bunch of members of the Black Sun.

Unfortunately he’s get thrown to the side quickly when Maul comes back and quickly disposed of by Sideous.
 
I for one think Opressed Sausaage is one of Dave Filoni's most genious creations ever. He is a dark sider who has tattoos, horns, fights using a double ended saber and has cybernetic limb replacement. Wait, isn't that Darth Maul? No, he is red, this guy is yellow, totally different.

I can't wait to add Adam Savage Operas to my collection along side such other super original and not at all derivative characters such as IG-88- I mean IG-11, Boba- I mean Din Djarin and Captain Fordo- I mean Captain Rex.
 
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