Hey, Davina Filoni here, do like Darth Maul (TM)? Do you love Savage Opress (TM) his brother who I shoehorned in? Well, you are gonna love my newest creation: Ravaged Sawsaage (TM), Darth Mauls (TM) 2nd cousin (twice removed) who has green face tattoos and a horny head. Check out his awesome weapon: the triple bladed lightsaber whip axe (TM)!! He used it to fight freakin Darth Vader (TM) during the events of ROTJ right before Vader (TM) met with Luke Skywalker (TM) on Endor (that is why Vader looks slightly out of breath during that scene).
Vader (TM) defeats him by beheading him, bisecting his torso and setting him on fire before dropping him into a trash compactor. Luckily Sabine Wren (TM) finds him, kept alive through pure rage, and uses the Thread (TM) to give him a fully robotic body piloted by Anzellans (TM).
He will team up the bounty hunter Zuchiniuss (TM) who looks exactly like Zuckuss (TM) except he wears a cowboy hat and replaces Zuckuss (TM) going forward, along with his trusty droid 8-Lom (TM) who looks exactly like 4-Lom (TM) and serves the exact same purpose except he has a wolf face painted on him (and a cowboy hat).
Sorry, just needed to clean myself up. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! Watch in amazement as Ravaged Sawsaage (TM) goes in search of Dathomir witches (TM) so he can revive Darth Maul (TM) as a freakin cyborg zombie Sith Lord Mandalorian wolf man Jedi stormtrooper crime lord (TM) who teams up with Ahsoka the white (TM)! It is gonna be so awesome! And there will be a de-aged Captain Rex (TM) too (because I will retcon the accellarated ageing in order to shoehorn him in post TROS)!!
It will be awesome!!! And all of it will be 100% live action canon, so you will be able to think about it every time you watch the boring old OT.
I love wolves.
Dave.
