Final report of the commercial 1/6th figure company, Hot Toys, third officer reporting. The other 1/6th members of the Nostromo crew - Lambert, Parker, Brett and Ash - are dead. Alien line destroyed. I should reach the official cancellation notice in about six weeks. With a little luck, one of the other 1/6 figure manufacturers will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
While most jokes in this thread are giving me heartburn from the constant regurgitation... this is too creative to not appreciate.