Hi, everybody! I'm a new guy here. I like to ramble a bit, so bare with me. Like a lot of you others, my 3A Master Chief randomly was dropped on my doorstep a couple of days ago and I was super stoked to get him in-hand. And, again, like a lot of you, I kind of wish I had just kept him mint in-box now. It's not often that a figure is SO bad that I have to find a forum community complaining about him and register there just so I can complain, too. I'm a Halo collector, basically. The vast majority of my collection consists of the lower-price Halo figures. I'm a college student right now, so affordability is a necessity and the McFarlane lines offer an okay likeness of the character affordably. However, because I can't always contain my inner collector that will likely explode out of my wallet and into my man cave the instant I start my higher income career path, I do have a few of the higher-budget Halo pieces. My weakness: I really can't resist a 9"+ Master Chief figure. Especially if it's a great sculpt and paint, oozing with detail. I just love the armor design of every iteration of this character. And, because there have been almost no McFarlane lines recently, I've been able to invest that cash into some of the really nice big Chief figures that have been joining our collections this year - notably, the 18" Halo 4 NECA Chief and the 12" Halo 2: Anniversary Play Arts Kai Chief. The 18" figure has survived the probably 15+ falls he has taken completely intact, so I think the piece is really high-quality in that regard. The Play Arts Kai Chief has been nothing but a pleasure, with great articulation, many weapon-specific hands, a hyper-detailed sculpt and a stupendous paint job. My favorite Chief piece this year, by far.
I thought the 3A piece would change that. Those promo photos I saw made the figure look amazing. The paint really popped in those photos and the sculpt looked spot-on, even better than the 18" NECA because the shoulder armor is actually placed correctly and the rubber suit hides joints that I always find unsightly. I have an unspoken rule that I don't purchase pieces that cost $150+ unless they're bundled with a video game, just because of budget. But I saw pictures of this piece and I fought with myself over it for less than a week before I talked my girlfriend into paying for half. Sidenote: She is a college student and Halo fan too, but her parents pay her phone bill, car insurance, rent, and groceries, etc, and she was a manager at her store at this time, so she had much more disposable income than I did, since I pay all those bills myself. So I didn't really feel guilty about tapping her for a figure I thought would be a centerpiece of OUR collection eventually.
With the 3-gun arsenal of weapons, the working LED and LightRifle lights, and this being the only Chief figure to feature a combat knife, I really just couldn't refuse him at around $120. I paid the amount in full to get the Bambaland LightRifle. Over the past months, I kept on checking out the internet to see if the shipping date had changed. And now the figure is here. What I was expecting based on both the promo photos and the description of the figure on the Bambaland store:
-Figure Stands 13.5-Inches (34.3cm) Tall, but can be posed in a huge variety of shorter poses because it features...
-Over 35 Points of FUNCTIONING Articulation Featuring Fully Articulated Fingers (fingers able to hold the huge loadout of weapons) and joints stiff enough to hold a dynamic pose even against the elasticity of the rubber suit
-All Rifles Magnetically Attach to Shoulder Armor in such a way that the figure doesn't have to be lying on its stomach for the weapons to stay - he can be posed with magnetically "holstered" weapons
-Illuminated Helmet Featuring 4 LED Lights
-Highly-Detailed Sculpt and Paint Application
What I feel I got:
-Figure ONLY stands 13.5-Inches (34.3cm) Tall and cannot be posed at anything below this height
-MAYBE 30 Points of weak and useless Articulation (that likes to droop and fall due to the rubber suit's elasticity) Featuring Fully Articulated Fingers which aren't stiff enough even to hold the fairly heavy weapons
-All Rifles Magnetically Attach to Shoulder Armor - literally only to the exposed magnets on the pauldrons (weapons do not stick to character itself)
-Illuminated Helmet Featuring 4 LED Lights
-Highly-detailed but not game-accurate Sculpt and Paint Application (the undersuit is supposed to be black, not gray; the foot armor features three protruding wedges that are not accurately arranged on this figure)
Overall, I'm shocked that they shipped this figure. It seemed super-awesome-amazing, but only because they made it sound and look like it worked in all the ways they described it to work - holding all its weapons, being able to hold dynamic poses, awesome light features, magnets that actually work, etc. I don't think this is even the same figure we saw in those promo pictures. I can't get the figure to bend to some of those angles, much less hold them long enough to get a good picture. Bottom line for me: If the figure I got can't even accurately hold a single one of those promo pics, it's just not the same figure. It just can't be. The fact that the figure's features, which they even highlighted as facts with bullet points (which I have parodied above), range from non-functioning to functioning-until-he-falls-over is just mind-boggling to me. Hell, I have my figure standing in a museum pose on the desk next to me. The wobbling produced by my typing is causing him to jiggle uncontrollably. He's fallen twice now. In just a straight standing, non-dynamic pose. Figure can't even hold that.
This was a case of false advertising to me. Product doesn't work as pictured, or even as described. It's not even game-accurate, featuring small details in the sculpt that are wrong and poor undersuit painting. Even despite all those issues, if the figure literally just had actual articulation, as opposed to its current faux articulation - even then, it would be my favorite Chief figure. For now, he's going in a box in my closet. Can someone direct me to where I can complain? I'm beyond super bummed that I spent $240 on this figure that's easily only worth less than half of that. If I can get them to send me a Chief with proper articulation or if I can get them to even partially refund me, that would be ideal. I love this figure, but I also can't stand it. And I certainly won't be purchasing any like this again.