The ill Jedi
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Should the posting of this list merit a deduction of man points?76. Not give a ^^^^ about ^^^^ty lists as a real man doesn't submit to peer pressure
75 Skills Every Man should Master
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Should the posting of this list merit a deduction of man points?
You know the rule....if there is any doubt then that's cause enough to deduct points
ask yourself....would John Wayne, Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris entertain this BS
The ill Jedi
ILLest of 'em all!!
-20 man points for you Mike, since this is a first offense the point deduction was low!You know the rule....if there is any doubt then that's cause enough to deduct points
ask yourself....would John Wayne, Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris entertain this BS
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-20 man points for you Mike, since this is a first offense the point deduction was low!
Not if he only had 20 points to start with.
When I actually go through and read this list, it's funny how many of these I can do myself!
1. Give advice that matters in one sentence. - Check (I hope!)
2. Tell if someone is lying. -Check (usually)
3. Take a photo. - Check
4. Score at a baseball game. - Check (if he's cute)
5. Name a book that matters. - Check
6. Know at least one musical group as well as is possible. - Check
7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill. - Check
8. Not monopolize the conversation. - Hmmm....well I AM a girl
9. Write a letter. - Check
10. Buy a suit. -Hmm...no, I don't wear suits.
11. Swim three different strokes. Doggie paddle doesn't count. - Check
12. Show respect without being a suck-up. - Check
13. Throw a punch. - CHECK!
14. Chop down a tree. - Uh no.
15. Calculate square footage. Width times length. - Sure
16. Tie a bow tie. -Nope, just a regular tie (I have brothers
)
17. Make one drink, in large batches, very well. -Check
18. Speak a foreign language. -Check
19. Approach a woman out of his league. -Uh, no.
20. Sew a button. - Check
21. Argue with a European without getting xenophobic or insulting soccer. -Check
22. Give a woman an orgasm so that he doesn't have to ask after it. -Hell no
23. Be loyal. - Check
24. Know his poison, without standing there, pondering like a dope. - I'd be in trouble!
25. Drive an eightpenny nail into a treated two-by-four without thinking about it. - Huh?!
26. Cast a fishing rod without shrieking or sighing or otherwise admitting defeat. - See #25
27. Play gin with an old guy. - Uh, no.
28. Play go fish with a kid. -No way, fish are gross.
29. Understand quantum physics well enough that he can accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped. -Nope!
30. Feign interest.- Yup!
31. Make a bed. - Yup!
32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick. - Sure
33. Hit a jump shot in pool. - Nope
34. Dress a wound. - Yup
35. Jump-start a car (without any drama). Change a flat tire (safely). Change the oil (once). -I'm a girl, drama is a requirement!
36. Make three different bets at a craps table. - Nope
37. Shuffle a deck of cards. -Working on it
38. Tell a joke. - Yup
39. Know when to split his cards in blackjack. - Nope
40. Speak to an eight-year-old so he will hear. - All the time
41. Speak to a waiter so he will hear. -Yup
42. Talk to a dog so it will hear. -How exactly do you do this?
43. Install: a disposal, an electronic thermostat, or a lighting fixture without asking for help. - Nope, nope, nope
44. Ask for help. - Yup
45. Break another man's grip on his wrist. -Nope...unless he's really whimpy
46. Tell a woman's dress size. - Not really
47. Recite one poem from memory. - Yup!
48. Remove a stain. - Shout it out!
49. Say no. - All the time!
50. Fry an egg sunny-side up. - Yup
51. Build a campfire. - Not really
52. Step into a job no one wants to do. -Ugh...yes
53. Sometimes, kick some ass. - Yes!
54. Break up a fight. - Depends on who's fighting...jerks don't like to stop fighting no matter who tells them to
55. Point to the north at any time. - I AM North.
56. Create a play-list in which ten seemingly random songs provide a secret message to one person. - Yup
57. Explain what a light-year is. - Uh..no
58. Avoid boredom. - Trying right now
59. Write a thank-you note. - Yup
60. Be brand loyal to at least one product. -Nope
61. Cook bacon. -Yup
62. Hold a baby. -Check
63. Deliver a eulogy. -Yup (my dad's)
64. Know that Christopher Columbus was a son of a ^^^^^. - Nope, I didn't know that
65. Throw a baseball over-hand with some snap. - Nope
66. Throw a football with a tight spiral. -Nope
67.Shoot a 12-foot jump shot reliably. - Nope!
68. Find his way out of the woods if lost. - Prolly
69. Tie a knot. - Yup
70. Shake hands. - Yup
71. Iron a shirt. - Yup
72. Stock an emergency bag for the car. - Maybe
73. Caress a woman's neck. - Does my own count? Otherwise...uh no.
74. Know some birds. - Yup
75. Negotiate a better price. - Yup!
1. Give advice that matters in one sentence. - Check (I hope!)
2. Tell if someone is lying. -Check (usually)
3. Take a photo. - Check
4. Score at a baseball game. - Check (if he's cute
)5. Name a book that matters. - Check
6. Know at least one musical group as well as is possible. - Check
7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill. - Check
8. Not monopolize the conversation. - Hmmm....well I AM a girl
9. Write a letter. - Check
10. Buy a suit. -Hmm...no, I don't wear suits.
11. Swim three different strokes. Doggie paddle doesn't count. - Check
12. Show respect without being a suck-up. - Check
13. Throw a punch. - CHECK!
14. Chop down a tree. - Uh no.
15. Calculate square footage. Width times length. - Sure
16. Tie a bow tie. -Nope, just a regular tie (I have brothers
)17. Make one drink, in large batches, very well. -Check
18. Speak a foreign language. -Check
19. Approach a woman out of his league. -Uh, no.
20. Sew a button. - Check
21. Argue with a European without getting xenophobic or insulting soccer. -Check
22. Give a woman an orgasm so that he doesn't have to ask after it. -Hell no
23. Be loyal. - Check
24. Know his poison, without standing there, pondering like a dope. - I'd be in trouble!
25. Drive an eightpenny nail into a treated two-by-four without thinking about it. - Huh?!
26. Cast a fishing rod without shrieking or sighing or otherwise admitting defeat. - See #25
27. Play gin with an old guy. - Uh, no.
28. Play go fish with a kid. -No way, fish are gross.
29. Understand quantum physics well enough that he can accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped. -Nope!
30. Feign interest.- Yup!
31. Make a bed. - Yup!
32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick. - Sure
33. Hit a jump shot in pool. - Nope
34. Dress a wound. - Yup
35. Jump-start a car (without any drama). Change a flat tire (safely). Change the oil (once). -I'm a girl, drama is a requirement!
36. Make three different bets at a craps table. - Nope
37. Shuffle a deck of cards. -Working on it
38. Tell a joke. - Yup
39. Know when to split his cards in blackjack. - Nope
40. Speak to an eight-year-old so he will hear. - All the time
41. Speak to a waiter so he will hear. -Yup
42. Talk to a dog so it will hear. -How exactly do you do this?
43. Install: a disposal, an electronic thermostat, or a lighting fixture without asking for help. - Nope, nope, nope
44. Ask for help. - Yup
45. Break another man's grip on his wrist. -Nope...unless he's really whimpy
46. Tell a woman's dress size. - Not really
47. Recite one poem from memory. - Yup!
48. Remove a stain. - Shout it out!
49. Say no. - All the time!
50. Fry an egg sunny-side up. - Yup
51. Build a campfire. - Not really
52. Step into a job no one wants to do. -Ugh...yes
53. Sometimes, kick some ass. - Yes!
54. Break up a fight. - Depends on who's fighting...jerks don't like to stop fighting no matter who tells them to
55. Point to the north at any time. - I AM North.
56. Create a play-list in which ten seemingly random songs provide a secret message to one person. - Yup
57. Explain what a light-year is. - Uh..no
58. Avoid boredom. - Trying right now
59. Write a thank-you note. - Yup
60. Be brand loyal to at least one product. -Nope
61. Cook bacon. -Yup
62. Hold a baby. -Check
63. Deliver a eulogy. -Yup (my dad's)
64. Know that Christopher Columbus was a son of a ^^^^^. - Nope, I didn't know that
65. Throw a baseball over-hand with some snap. - Nope
66. Throw a football with a tight spiral. -Nope
67.Shoot a 12-foot jump shot reliably. - Nope!
68. Find his way out of the woods if lost. - Prolly
69. Tie a knot. - Yup
70. Shake hands. - Yup
71. Iron a shirt. - Yup
72. Stock an emergency bag for the car. - Maybe
73. Caress a woman's neck. - Does my own count? Otherwise...uh no.
74. Know some birds. - Yup
75. Negotiate a better price. - Yup!
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Take a photo? Cook bacon? This list is retarded.
The ill Jedi
ILLest of 'em all!!
IMO, the only skills a man needs to know are:
- Cracking open a brew
- Telling his wife/girlfriend to make him a sammich
- Leaving the remote at arms length
- Hittin' 'it' doggy style
Karma
Jack's Smirking Revenge
-20 man points for you Mike, since this is a first offence the point deduction was low!
good decision Ill...I concur...1st offence but with a warning that future incidents will be dealt more harshly & with extreme prejudice
IMO, the only skills a man needs to know are:
- Cracking open a brew
- Telling his wife/girlfriend to make him a sammich
- Leaving the remote at arms length
- Hittin' 'it' doggy style
Lemme guess...you're single right?
Karma
Jack's Smirking Revenge
IMO, the only skills a man needs to know are:
- Cracking open a brew
- Telling his wife/girlfriend to make him a sammich
- Leaving the remote at arms length
- Hittin' 'it' doggy style
I'm a modern man...I would buy the wife gloves to do the washing up as you don't want chapped hands on the precious
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The ill Jedi
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No. Been with my wife for 7 years, dated for 5 and married 2 now thank you very much. BTW it was a joke, don't go all feminist movement on me like those chicks did about the MJ Comiquette a while back.Lemme guess...you're single right?
No. Been with my wife for 7 years, dated for 5 and married 2 now thank you very much. BTW it was a joke, don't go all feminist movement on me like those chicks did about the MJ Comiquette a while back.
I was just kidding around.
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He's my clone, funny thing is we both feel what eachother goes thru, kinda Tomax & Xamot from G.I. JoeWho's the chick your man is messing with?
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He's my clone, funny thing is we both feel what eachother goes thru, kinda Tomax & Xamot from G.I. Joe
Well that could be good or bad.....hopefully good most of the time!
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