customizerwannabe said:
I'd go with a bit less of the goth eyeliner and heavy lipstick to decrease the celestial slut look!
Reminds me of the classic SNL skit.. Sorry its a little long
Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space
Princess Leia: Hi, everybody! I'm from another galaxy, in another time, in another movie! I'm an exchange student from outer space, and I just dropped onto this swell beach! Gee, I.. I sure hope you guys speak English!
Sandy: Well.. we do.. I'm Sandy, and this is Buzz, and Skeeter, and Moondoggy. We're the popular crowd! [ laughs ]
Skeeter: A clique of middle-class WASPs and Italian teenagers living off our parents until it's hip to reject them!
Princess Leia: Hi!
Annette: Hi. I-I'm Annette.. and this is my boyfriend Frankie.. and these are my breasts.
Princess Leia: Hi! Hi!
Frankie: Welcome to Party Beach. Say, what's your name?
Princess Leia: I-I'm Princess Leia!
Frankie: Wowww.. a real princess from outer space.
Buzz: Princess.. Lay.. ah!
[ everyone laughs ]
Annette: You see. this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way.
Frankie: And we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty!
Buzz: No matter how stu-pid it is! [ laughs ]
Surfer: Surf's up!
Everyone: Yayyyyy!!
Frankie: Say.. Princess Leia. Did you bring a bathing suit?
Sure! [ removes her clothes to reveal a shuny bikini ] Will this do?
[ all the guys whistled, impressed with Princess Leia's layout ]
Frankie: Talk about heavenly bodies! Wow! She's outta sight!
Annette: [ miffed ] You two certainly have a lot in common - space! She coems from it, and.. you've got a lot between your ears! Come on, girls!
[ the girls stomp away from the beach scene, leaving Frankie and Princess Leia alone ]
Frankie: You know.. Annette's right. I.. I am interested in.. outer space.. travel.. Say, tell me, Princess - say, on your planet, a guy's going out with a girl since the beginning of high school. how long should he have to wait until he.. gets under her bra?
Princess Leia: Uh.. usually, until he can get her alone in his car.
Moondoggy: Well, what if he doesn't have a car?
Princess Leia: Then he should borrow his dad's.
Buzz: Well.. how old do you have to be on your planet to.. get a driver's license?
Princess Leia: 16.
Buzz: Ah, nuts! Then I'd have to wait another three months!
Princess Leia: Everybody seems to be friendly here!
Frankie: You'd fit in right here on Earth. Say.. I bet you know how to kiss great.
Princess Leia: "Kiss"? What's "kiss"?
Frankie: You don't know what "kiss" means?
Princess Leia: No!
Frankie: Well, just close your eyes.. and open your mouth.
[ Princess Leia closes her eyes and opens her mouth, as Frankie makes his move. Annette re-enters the scene and catches him ]
Annette: What are you trying to do, give her artificial respiration?!
Frankie: Uh.. uh.. she had some spinach caught in her teeth.. and I was just trying to help her pull it out!
Annette: Get your meat hooks off of him, Your Highness! He's my guy!
Princess Leia: Wait a minute! You got me all wrong! I'm no cheap tramp from tomorrow! I'm no space slut!
[ background music pots up, as Princess Leia breaks into a 50's teen angst song variant ]
Princess Leia: [ singing ]
I'm a teenager from outer space Trying to make it in the human race. Although I come from another world I'm really a very nice girl!
And even though I'm dropping from the sky I would never steal another girl's guy! I don't want all the girls to hate me I just want.. the guys to date me!
I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit I want to find.. a boy that's really cute! Writing love letters in the sand dunes But it's hard.. when you're the new kid on Earth!